Insert spoon. Chew. Chew.
'KEKEKEKE!'
Swallow.
'Hiruma-sempai, are you sure you don't—'
'Keep eating fucking monkey, and slower this time!'
Insert spoon.
Chew.
Chew.
Chew.
Swallow.
'Fucking monkey stop—'
'Mukyaa! I'm eating as slow as I can!'
'Tch. Stop eating with that fucking spoon shrimp! Use your goddamn hands.'
'What do you mean "use my hands"? But, but—!'
'I won't fucking pay for you…'
I don't have any money! Monta thought frantically, but set down his spoon, ignoring the customers watching the odd scene unfold before them.
Since they had been together, Hiruma had been even tougher on him during after school practice, AND he had been more of a pervert!
'If-If I eat with my hands will you let me bring Sena some ice cream back?'
'You want to bring that shrimp something back? What the FUCK is going on between you two?'
'There is nothing going on Hiruma-sempai! We're best friends!'
'That's a fucking lie! That fucking Sena stares at you! What do I have to do, fuck your damn pea-sized brains out?'
Sniffling a bit, Monta wiped his mouth and immediately began to exit the ice cream shop. How could Hiruma say all of those things? He and Sena were just friends! He was almost towards the exit when he heard Hiruma's yell.
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING FUCKING MONKEY?"
"I'M FUCKING LEAVING!"
Having sensed that he had royally screwed up somewhere, the emerald eyed blonde slammed a few bills down on the table, but then thought better of it, brandishing his little black book with an evil smile before heading out after the angry monkey. Why did Monta think he was doing leaving him and cursing as he made his way out? The little stunt he pulled was worth atleast three penalty games! Allowing his devious little mind to work, the blonde came to the conclusion that he hadn't "gotten any" within the last twenty-four hours and resolved that that particular subject needed to be fixed immediately. It wasn't long before the blonde got a death grip on the angry little monkey who was steadily making his way down the street and began directing him towards his apartment.
Yes, hot sex, even if it was angry was way overdue.