Hi my name is Vicky and my hair is leik brown and i always put it in a ponitayle. I wear hoodies and jeans all the time and I have glasses. People don't notice me alot bcause im shy n awkard. I like catz n stuff. I never ate bakon befor (dunt judge me!11111!) I was talkin wit my frend Grabiela about dat guy in my class bcause hes so hot I want to put pinut buttr in his soft hair and play the flutte with his ding-dong-schlam.

"he's like so fuckin hot I could just kiss him on the spot k?" I said as we were walkin to our class

"ikr I saw him yesturdai" Grabilaa answered

Gabriella was pretty. But we dunt kare bcauz shezz nut the main character loooool. N her name is ugleay anywaaaay.

Then I saw him walk towards us. He was sexy with his dark brown hair and dark eyes. TROYE BOTLON WAS COMING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

He stopped and said "Vcky I luvd you alwayz will u marri me?

I said yes and we started making out in the middle of the hallway

"Troi I luv u too make luv to be naow"

So we had sex and Gabrilla stared at us. It wuz ma furst time n I likd it.

We lived happily evar after n had 4 kidz and a fucking dog. I hate dogz and kidz but I guezz they ok cuz their mine lol.

The end