Disclaimer: Music copyright Lucy Simon. Characters copyright Jane Austen

A/N: I'm currently doing the musical The Secret Garden and get bored
backstage sometimes. The result is the re-writing of lyrics. Next will be
the Harry Potter version of Lily's Eyes.

Elisabeth Bennet:
D-E-A-R
Mister Darcy
How are you? I'm poor.
My sister Jane is as well.
Please don't scowl.
Lady Cath'rine paid a visit.
We argued after tea.
Does she know that you proposed to
me last May?
Should I tell her I said "no"?

Fitzwilliam Darcy:
I wish I hadn't asked you then.

Elisabeth Bennet:
Should I ask of Mister Bingley?

Fitzwilliam Darcy:
But his sister's still a witch.

Jane Bennet:
Oh, Lizzy dear I thought that
you hated him, you said so
before. He's a proud ill-tempered man
whose countenance seems to be off.

Elisabeth Bennet:
But my feelings
are now so different
that I am embarrassed
to remember what I
said that day.

Fitzwilliam Darcy:
Can't forget,
can't eat or sleep or live...
...can't forgive

Elisabeth Bennet:
Yours truly?
Sincerely?
With love, Lizzy.