A/N: The first time I heard this song, I cracked up laughing and then Fred and George popped into my mind. So I wracked my brain for a second and came up with a song filk for this song, called Cheeky Song by the Cheeky Girls. It's best if you listen to it while reading.
PS – I don't own any of this. You don't want to waste your time suing me.
I TRIED AND TRIED TO GET THE FORMATTING TO WORK, BUT IT JUST WON'T LET ME MAKE BOLD AND ITALIC! IF SOMEONE KNOWS HOW, PLEASE EMAIL ME OR PUT IT IN THE REVIEW! I'M PISSED!
So, sorry… it's going to be a little hard to read. L
Cheeky Cheeky!
By Jessika Organa Solo
"Welcome, students and teachers, to the first annual Hogwarts talent show! We hope you will enjoy yourselves tonight! For our first act, we have Fred and George Weasley performing to a muggle song called 'The Cheeky Song,'" Dumbledore said, his eyes twinkling behind his half-moon spectacles.
(Start song now if you're listening along.)
Music began to play and Alicia, Kate, and Angelina began to giggle.
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Dressed in a red sequined dress, high heels, white gloves, and a feather boa, Fred Weasley strutted out onto the stage, flipping his boa as he walked to the beat of the music.
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
A mirror image of Fred, George walked out, also strutting and flipping his boa.
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
The crowd was stunned into silence. Angelina sat with her mouth hanging wide open as Kate's face got progressively redder as the song went on.
I
never ever ask where do you go (Fred sang to the crowd)
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what's in your mind (George sang to the crowd)
I never ever ask if you'll be mine
Come and smile don't be shy (They sang together.)
Touch
my bum, (They wiggled their butts and then slapped them, drawing
hysterical laugher from the crowd.)
This is life.
Oooooh
We are the cheeky girls
(The twins sang while
prancing around the stage, flipping their boas and pursing their lips, on which
they were wearing ruby red lipstick.)
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
Hhmm
cheeky cheeky (They giggled like girls and covered their mouths.)
CheekycheekyCHEEKCHEEK (George shakes
his imaginary boobs.)
Ooh
boys cheeky girls (At this verse, the twins bounced down off the
stage and began to dance down the aisles, clapping their hands.)
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
I
never ever ask where do you go (Plopping down beside Angelina, Fred
began to sing to her. She hid her face as he sang, only causing him to pull her
hands down.)
I
never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what's in your mind (George had taken a seat
beside Snape and proceeded to serenade him, to the distaste of the Potions
teacher. Dumbledore was laughing out loud by this point.)
I never ever ask if you'll be mine
Come and smile don't be shy
Touch my bum, (They sang, sticking their butts in the faces of
Angelina and Snape and then running off.)
This is life.
Unu doy trei si (They said, pausing at opposite sides of
the stage.)
We
are the cheeky girls (They sang in unison, clapping and dancing
around each other. The crowd began to clap along.)
We
are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
Come
and join the cheeky club (Fred sang.)
This is what you want (George
sang.)
Come and sing the cheeky song (Fred
sang.)
Our cheeky song woo (George
sang.)
Come and join the cheeky club (Fred
sang.)
This is what you want
(George sang.)
Come and sing the cheeky song (Fred
sang.)
Our cheeky song woo (George
sang.)
Come and smile don't be shy (They
sang together.)
Touch my bum, (The turned
around and stuck their butts in the air, wiggling them as the crowd erupted
with laughter.)
This is life.
Cheeky cheeky (Fred cried, and the girls fell into a
fresh fit of the giggles.)
We
are the cheeky girls (They sang in unison, motioning for the crowd
to stand up and join in.)
We
are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls (All of the girls in the Gryffindor house
stood up and sang along with Fred and George while the guys laughed
hysterically.)
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls (By
this time, every girl in the school was up on her feet, singing, and the guys
were starting to get jealous of the attention the twins were receiving. Ron
frowned as Hermione stood up and began to sing.)
We
are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
Cheeky-cheeky!!
The crowd exploded in applause and laugher as the twins bowed and shuffled off stage. Trying hard not to laugh, Dumbledore stood up and said, "Thank you, Fred and George! Now, after a two minute break, we are on to Kate Bell, Alicia Spinnett, and Angelina Johnson with another muggle song..."
To be continued????