Sakuragi: Nyahahahaha! Nobody owns the tensai! *gets hit by lightning* Itai...except for Inoue Takehiko. *gets whipped* Ow! And the Kitsune!
Rukawa: Damn right you are.
Shinri: I own nothing except this plot - which was probably used by some other fictionist already. At least I have Rico. Oh, well.
Too Much Water
by Shinri Ayase
Part 1: The Saga Begins
Koshino
Let's see now...
Swimsuit?
Check.
Sunblock?
Check.
Money?
Double check.
Tickets?
Ooops, almost forgot them. Ah, here they are.
Check.
Stick to threaten Akira with?
Triple check.
Well, that's about it. I'm as ready as I'll ever be for this damned vacation.
Except for the fact that Himeki-oneesan picked electric blue trunks for me. Gahd, and Akira's gonna see me in those. He'll probably coo over it like the idiot that he is. What the hell did I ever see in him?
Oh, well. At least oneesan didn't pick out the fuschia thong she's been ogling.
Fuck.
I wish I didn't win these damned island vacation tickets at the grocery.
Two tickets. Just two damned tickets. And I just had to decide to take a friend so there would be no fiascoes at home. Mom and Dad would have probably fought over the right to be with their first-born son (I don't wanna be a reason for them to fight - though they hardly even need one, they just do it for the turn-on), the twins (they're both seven - I'll end up as a baby-sitter) need equal treatment so one wouldn't feel more loved than the other, and my oneesan would have insisted on bringing her boyfriend, girlfriend and "pets", making this vacation an overall unwholesome one.
Don't ask about my oneesan, just...don't ask.
So I decided to take Akira, since he's my best friend and the most obvious choice. I forgot one important thing, though - he's ecchi. He'll probably jump the particularly good-looking natives. I guess I'll just have to figure out how to stop him.
Looks like I got everything. Here goes.
"Yes, Akira! I'm coming already! Geez! Stop honking"
Sendo
I love blowing my car's horn.
Did Hiro-chan just say he was coming? Mou, I didn't think he had to masturbate before a trip...
"Hiro-chaaaaaaan! You better clean yourself up before you come down here!"
Koshino
What the fuck is he talking about?
*****Landing*****
Koshino
So far, I stopped him from flirting (take note that his definition of flirting is distinct from our standard definition of flirting) with six flight attendants, two passengers, and the frigging pilot. I don't know how Akira got into the cockpit, all I know is I turn my back for five minutes (I needed the bathroom) and he was there.
Things certainly haven't changed since our High School years. It's hard to believe that this guy is 23 and runs a succesful business (granted, he's in the KINKS business, but still...)...
"What do you mean you lost our baggage?!"
Courier
This guy's scary. "Um, the blue and white ones with the Eagle right?"
Koshino
Why, oh why must I be surrounded by idiots? "No! The blue and white ones with 'Adadis' written on them!"
Courier
Oh, here they are! "Here they are sir."
Koshino
It's official, this vacation sucks.
Sendo
"Look, Hiki-chan! It's the sea!"
Koshino
"Of course, it's the sea! And don't call me that!"
TBC
Rukawa: Damn right you are.
Shinri: I own nothing except this plot - which was probably used by some other fictionist already. At least I have Rico. Oh, well.
Too Much Water
by Shinri Ayase
Part 1: The Saga Begins
Koshino
Let's see now...
Swimsuit?
Check.
Sunblock?
Check.
Money?
Double check.
Tickets?
Ooops, almost forgot them. Ah, here they are.
Check.
Stick to threaten Akira with?
Triple check.
Well, that's about it. I'm as ready as I'll ever be for this damned vacation.
Except for the fact that Himeki-oneesan picked electric blue trunks for me. Gahd, and Akira's gonna see me in those. He'll probably coo over it like the idiot that he is. What the hell did I ever see in him?
Oh, well. At least oneesan didn't pick out the fuschia thong she's been ogling.
Fuck.
I wish I didn't win these damned island vacation tickets at the grocery.
Two tickets. Just two damned tickets. And I just had to decide to take a friend so there would be no fiascoes at home. Mom and Dad would have probably fought over the right to be with their first-born son (I don't wanna be a reason for them to fight - though they hardly even need one, they just do it for the turn-on), the twins (they're both seven - I'll end up as a baby-sitter) need equal treatment so one wouldn't feel more loved than the other, and my oneesan would have insisted on bringing her boyfriend, girlfriend and "pets", making this vacation an overall unwholesome one.
Don't ask about my oneesan, just...don't ask.
So I decided to take Akira, since he's my best friend and the most obvious choice. I forgot one important thing, though - he's ecchi. He'll probably jump the particularly good-looking natives. I guess I'll just have to figure out how to stop him.
Looks like I got everything. Here goes.
"Yes, Akira! I'm coming already! Geez! Stop honking"
Sendo
I love blowing my car's horn.
Did Hiro-chan just say he was coming? Mou, I didn't think he had to masturbate before a trip...
"Hiro-chaaaaaaan! You better clean yourself up before you come down here!"
Koshino
What the fuck is he talking about?
*****Landing*****
Koshino
So far, I stopped him from flirting (take note that his definition of flirting is distinct from our standard definition of flirting) with six flight attendants, two passengers, and the frigging pilot. I don't know how Akira got into the cockpit, all I know is I turn my back for five minutes (I needed the bathroom) and he was there.
Things certainly haven't changed since our High School years. It's hard to believe that this guy is 23 and runs a succesful business (granted, he's in the KINKS business, but still...)...
"What do you mean you lost our baggage?!"
Courier
This guy's scary. "Um, the blue and white ones with the Eagle right?"
Koshino
Why, oh why must I be surrounded by idiots? "No! The blue and white ones with 'Adadis' written on them!"
Courier
Oh, here they are! "Here they are sir."
Koshino
It's official, this vacation sucks.
Sendo
"Look, Hiki-chan! It's the sea!"
Koshino
"Of course, it's the sea! And don't call me that!"
TBC