Note: This is for all those people who think that Kristina Frye ruins The Mentalist and should leave Jisbon alone!
Kristina Frye was staring up at the ceiling, thinking. She actually thought that she and Patrick Jane had something special. In her moment of absolute peace, she shut her eyes and could see Patrick's smirking face, his tarnished soul displayed all too clearly in his eyes.
Her moment of peace was soon interrupted by the shrill ringing of her cell phone. Hastily, Kristina answered the call. To her displeasure, Agent Lisbon was the speaker.
"Ms. Frye?"
"Yes. Is something wrong?" Kristina started to panic. What could it be?
"First of all, promise to not tell anyone about this conversation."
Kristina frowned. "Okay," she said and she meant it. She never broke her promises.
"If you dare start screwing Jane up with your "I speak to the dead" crap, and pass on fake and unfeeling messages from his dead wife, I will drive to your house, slit your throat and get my dog to eat you. Do I make myself clear?" Before Kristina could answer, Lisbon started again. "Oh, and by the way; Jane's mine. I saw him first."
Lisbon hung up. Kristina gasped in shock as the CBI agent's words hit her and yelled at the phone "You goddamn whore!"
On the other side of Sacramento, Teresa Lisbon smirked. Hoping she'd finally put Kristina in her place, she turned over in her bed and kissed the shirtless Patrick Jane on the lips. He looked puzzled.
"What was that about?" He asked, slipping an arm around Teresa's waist.
"Oh nothing." Teresa smiled and went back to sleep.