Fun Days with the Cullens

A/N: Okay I started this story just because on my last story so many of you loved it when they made fun of Eddie. This is what most of the story will be about so enjoy! Oh and if you don't like stories where Eddie gets made fun of don't read this. Anyway please review! I can always use advice. =D

Disclaimer: I own none of the Twilight characters. I only own the characters that I make up.

Chapter 1: Monster Makeovers

Bella's POV

"BUT you HAVE to!! That was your dare so deal with it!" Alice whined.

I heard someone try to run but, I'm guessing, Emmett got to them too quick and held them down because I heard a loud thump. "What's going on?" I asked walking in.

"We're playing truth or dare and EDDIE HERE won't do his dare!" Alice said crossing her arms over her chest and pouting.

"Aww c'mon EDDIE! Don't be a wimp!" I said trying to hold in my laugh.

"Wimp? I'm a wimp?? They're trying to make me get a makeover from Alice!!" he complained.

"So? Now you'll know what I go through," I said raising an eyebrow at him.

"Fine! I'll do the dare but first things first. Emmett isn't your cousin Taylor coming and is she bringing any friends?" Eddie asked.

"Yep! She's bringing Shyann, Krystal, and Kate," Emmett replied.

"Are Shyann and Krystal twins or Kate and Krystal?" He asked trying to get out of his dare by questioning him.

"Shyann and Krystal and yes they're identical now stop asking me questions and get to your dare!" he said shoving him forward. He stumbled!! A VAMPIRE STUMBLED!! Isn't that impossible?

"How did you stumble????" Rosalie asked.

"I don't know!!" Eddie screamed stomping up the stairs. Somebody's cranky!!

Emmett's POV

I heard footsteps coming up the driveway. "YAY!! Taylor's here! Taylor's here!" I screamed jumping up and down like a little girl. I'm allowed to be weird when I want to be! DON'T JUDGE ME EDDIE!!

"Emmett…," Bella started, "Don't brake the house down." Everyone laughed.

"EMMETT!! Are you jumping again??" Taylor asked as she came in.

"Maybe… DON'T JUDGE ME!!" I said being my weird self.

"Just don't hurt anyone," Krystal said rolling her eyes.

"Oh you know you love me!" I replied joking around.

"Oh what no love for your cousin!? I see how it is," Taylor joked and turned around.

"NOOOOOOOO! DON'T LEAVE ME!!" I screamed jumping at her. Krystal screamed louder then I thought possible. I covered my ears and it still couldn't block her screaming out.

"KRYSTAL!!! KRYSTAL WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!!??" Kate screamed over her worried about her friend.

"Is that a troll I see?" she said smiling insanely.

"Okay we get it you like trolls but why were you screaming???" Shyann asked trying to get her hearing back.

"Oh cause I thought Emmett was about to knock the house down,
she said all calm.

"Okay now where's troll I want a hug!" Taylor said looking around.

"Behind you," Tony said scaring the crap out of all three of them.

"Tony! My man!" I said high fiving him.

"Oh…. My….. God!" the girls said getting a look at Eddie coming down the stairs. He looked like…….

To be continued