Hey guys I'm back and this is a preview of my fanfic for April 1st! :D As you can probably tell this fanfic is a joke. Enjoy!
It was the greatest day of Link's life today as Alfonzo came riding out on the love of Link's extremely young life. Today, Link was to become a fully fledged engineer after hours of staying up late polishing the fine tracks below Precious. Precious was of course Link's train and she had one fiiiiine engine (just sayin') that he would often stroke when everyone was looking. Link loved his train and was possibly on something. I mean why else would he do it with a freaking train every night at 3:30 pm? The neighbors simply assumed that the moaning came from a depressed Poe each night. Well...they could also be in denial since yeah...would YOU want to be neighbors with a train-loving weirdo? No, you wouldn't.
"It's time, Precious," said Link as he caressed each control on the gearbox of his train. Alfonzo gave him the most peculiar look but tried not to stare. Link then kissed his train passionately before smiling like a Cheshire Cat with Joker scars and squeed loudly.
"Don't just stand there making out with your train! Let's just go to the castle and get your engineer's certificate before this gets even weirder..." Said Alfonzo nervously. Link looked up at Alfonzo with the creepy smile still on his face.
"Yeep! I can hardly wait! What about you, Precious?" Link asked his train. He pulled the rope nearby to make Precious go Choo Choo. And so Link, Precious, and the less-attractive-than-Link's-train man departed. Alfonzo (poor guy) was forced to watch Link *ahem* make love with Precious' gearbox whilst talking to the train to Hyrule Castle but unfortunately, they did not make it because...I decided to end this story with a cliff-hanger! Mwahahaha! :D
stay tuned on April Fool's Day to fine out what happens next on Link puts his Balls in a Train Z!