We've been here before so I think you all know this isn't my profile, I'm just borrowing it for now. This is something a good friend of mine asked me to write while I wasn't working on "Cruisin' for a Bruisin." Which, unfortunately, I'm taking a break from - but not to worry, it'll be updated soon.
This will end up being rated M as the chapters go on. Just warning you in case it's not your type of thing.
Colours Of Truth.
Chapter 1 : Anyone? Anyone.
"Tanner you're such a womanizer. Do you really think you'd ever be able to actually settle down and have a family with the way you're going? Or for that matter, have a beautiful wife like I would be to you?!" Giggles laughed as she joked with her good friend Tanner, who - in all rights - was plain and simply ignoring her. It wasn't meant to be in a rude way, but Giggles could go on for hours and hours, your ears start to give out - so you just nod and agree. Even if you can only see her mouth going but having no words coming out.
That was until, Seacat, joined in the conversation. "I doubt Tanner could even keep a relationship going for a week - 'cause the girl would get sick of him on the first night." Seacat and Giggles chuckled a little. They may have found it amusing, but Tanner certainly didn't. He was the perfect guy any girl would fall in love with on the first glance they took of him, was it his fault that just after the first night he got bored of them? No.
"Come on guys," Tanner finally spoke, looking over to where Seacat was. "You all know I could keep a girl if I wanted too, I could get any girl I wanted!"
Rolling his eyes, seacat grinned. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've heard this all before, Tanner. If you're so down with the whole "romance" thing, than I know for a fact that there's someone not even the great, almighty Tanner can get. Care for a little bet?"
"Sure. Name anyone, I bet you I can get the one you choose to date and sleep with me - with in a week!" Tanner replied with a smug smirk on his face.
Giggles looked at Tanner and then whispered something into Seacat's ear. Seacat's eyes widen, a cheeky smile now plastered on his face as he muttered a "are you sure?" To Giggles who nodded, having her own smirk on her face. Seacat sat up straight in his chair, leaning slightly forwards so his face was mere inches from Tanners. Giggles stood back, knowing what was going to come next so she blocked her ears with her hands.
"Fine, Tanner. I choose...Butchy!" As soon as the name slipped from Seacat's lips, Tanner's eyes widen and his smug look was replaced with horror.
"THE LEADER OF THE RODENTS!" Tanner yelled, standing up from his seat. "I CAN'T EVEN SPEND 2 SECONDS IN BIG MAMMA'S WITH HIM WITHOUT ONE OF US TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON A DATE WITH...THAT! I'M NOT EVEN GAY, MAN!"
"Shout a bit louder," Seacat responded, sitting back in his chair. "I don't think China heard you."
"NOT FUNNY"
"You're the one who said to name anyone, last time I checked, Butchy's a person - so he counts."
"You did, Tanner." Giggles giggled as she spoke, which didn't help Tanner one bit.
"Unless you admit defeat and say that I'm a better surfer, dater, and person than you are," Seacat began. "Then you're gonna have to date and sleep with Butchy."
"Alright." Tanner said, shocking everybody in the room. "I'll do it." No matter what, Tanner wasn't going to let Seacat win this bet. They shook hands and the deal was made. If Tanner couldn't get Butchy to date and sleep with him, than he would have to admit that Seacat was pretty much better at anything that Tanner tried to do. If Tanner got Butchy to date him and sleep with him, then all was right with the world again. Only problem, he had one week to make Butchy, of all people, to fall in love with him.
...Please review if you want me to continue. Sorry for all the mistakes.