Star Wars
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Out
Chapter 1: The Beginning/Hoth
The usual Star Wars credits come up and is voiced by Aku Aku.
Aku Aku: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
STAR WARS!!!
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have chased them across the galaxy. Can't these guys give them a break? Do you know how much the Rebels went through to blow up the Death Star? They worked really hard on that. Anyway, the Rebels are on the planet Hoth, Vader's looking for Luke Skywalker and several probe droids are scattered across the galaxy. Again, wish they could give them a break. Anyway, enjoy the story.
Pan down to see an Imperial star destroyer and it jettisoned thousands of probe droids. We follow one to the ice planet of Hoth. It burns up in the atmosphere and crashes onto the surface. The probe droid, portrayed by Homsar, reveals itself.
Probe Droid: AaAaAaAaAa have records of DVD breath mints.
No idea what he said. Anyway, we now see a person riding a tauntaun not too far from here. That person is Luke Skywalker, portrayed by Crash Bandicoot. He notices another probe droid crashing near his position. As he looks through his binoculars, he contacts Han Solo, portrayed by Raccoon Joe.
Luke: Echo 3 to Echo 7. Han, old buddy. Can you read me?
Han over P.A.: Hang on. I'm writing my name in the snow. Okay, what is it?
Luke: Well, I searched the area. There's nothing here. A meteorite crashed near my position. I'm gonna check it out. Won't take long.
Han: Okay, but be careful. There's snow monsters out there.
Luke: Aw, you worry too much. I got everything- AAAAH!!
A wampa, portrayed by a Ratcicle, attacks Luke and knocks him out cold. Luke is then dragged off. Cut to Echo Base, the Rebels' new base of operations. Han gets off his tauntaun and heads to the control room with General Reikkan, portrayed by Mario, and Princess Leia, portrayed by Coco Bandicoot.
Reikkan: How's the search?
Han: No sign of any Imperials, sir. Luke went to check on a meteorite near his position. Says it shouldn't be long.
Reikkan: Fine. Fine.
Han: Listen, I have to get going. I have a huge debt to pay off Jabba. If I don't pay him back soon, he'll kill me.
Reikkan: Wouldn't want that. Take care of yourself, Han. You will be missed.
Han exits into a hallway and Leia pursues him.
Leia: Han! I thought you decided to stay.
Han: Well, that bounty hunter on Ord Mandell changed my mind.
Leia: Han, we need you here!
Han: "We?" Don't you mean "You?"
Leia: What are you talking about?
Han: You don't want me to leave because of the way you feel about me.
Leia: You're crazy, you know that?
Han: Oh, yeah? Then why do you want me here? Are you afraid that I might leave without giving you a good-bye kiss?
Leia: I'd rather kiss Cortex.
Cortex from off-screen: Really??
Leia: No. I would rather shoot myself than kiss you.
Cortex: Awwww....
Next time:
Chapter 2: The Search for Luke