A/N: Hey world. I wasn't intending on posting this so soon, but I couldn't help it. So here's some ONLINE FUN! ^^ HAHA I hope you'll enjoy this series. The stories don't necessarily have to link, and some are AU-ish. Oh yeah. Because I haven't completed my other story, 'Of Links and Collections' yet, I 'll be updating this quite late. Anyway without further ado, here's the epic opening of 'Book Face 'n Alice Messenger'! ENJOY :D
Disclaimer: Right. I'm going to say this only once - I DO NOT OWN GAKUEN ALICE, FACEBOOK OR MSN.
Book Face 'n Alice Messenger
By Rock-n-Round
Page 1: Toe-Snapping Mutant Books
Natsume Hyuuga can't believe Mikan Sakura actually joined Facebook.
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Hotaru Imai Neither could we when you joined.
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Ruka Nogi Yeah, Natsume. You gave me quite a shock. I didn't think you'd join a social network.
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Natsume Hyuuga Speak for yourself, Imai. And Ruka, I thought you were my best friend.
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Hotaru Imai Hello, I practically invented this.
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Ruka Nogi … And I will go emo in a corner now and repent for what I've done. Happy?
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Natsume Hyuuga It's just an imitation website for us Alices, Imai.
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Ruka Nogi Fine, ignore me.
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Hotaru Imai Doesn't change the fact that you're on it, Hyuuga.
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Koko Crunch Way to go, witch!
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Hotaru Imai Watch what you're saying, Koko. You never know; you might end up as Koko No Balls again.
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Koko Crunch Yes, mum.
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Hotaru Imai Good dog.
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Mikan Sakura Natsume Hyuuga, what's so bad about being tech savvy, huh?
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Natsume Hyuuga Says the one who thinks Facebook is evil a day ago.
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Mikan Sakura It's not my fault that it has the word 'book' in it!
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Natsume Hyuuga Polka, books aren't scary.
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Mikan Sakura Yes, they are!
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Natsume Hyuuga Oh, yes, because books hide under your bed like the dust bunny does, and eats your toes when you sleep.
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Mikan Sakura … Now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
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Natsume Hyuuga Shall I go to your room now?
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Mikan Sakura Go be perverted somewhere else, Natsume.
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Ruka Nogi is being ignored by Natsume Hyuuga.
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Ruka Nogi … I hate all you sadistic people.
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Natsume Hyuuga :D
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Ruka Nogi O.O
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Natsume Hyuuga What're you staring at?
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Ruka Nogi Holy shih tzu.
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Natsume Hyuuga You're staring at a heaven-sent dog?
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Ruka Nogi NO. I'm gaping at the fact that you used a grinning face.
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Natsume Hyuuga Ruka, you should know that I am capable of moving my lip and cheek muscles to form a smile.
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Ruka Nogi But a smile like :D? That's just… defying the laws of nature, man.
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Natsume Hyuuga … I'm going to ignore you again, Ruka.
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Mikan Sakura can't sleep. Thanks a lot, Natsume Hyuuga.
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Natsume Hyuuga Are you going to invite me over now?
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Mikan Sakura In your dreams, pervert.
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Natsume Hyuuga You know, people say that if you sleep next to someone, you'd dream of that person you're sleeping with.
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Mikan Sakura …
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Natsume Hyuuga Admit it, Polka. That's an indirect invitation, isn't it?
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Mikan Sakura Only you and your perverted mind can conjure such thoughts.
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Natsume Hyuuga My mind's not perverted. It's called the IQ of a genius.
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Mikan Sakura … I hate you.
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Natsume Hyuuga I know you don't. But seriously, just AM me if you want me to come over.
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Mikan Sakura Never, ever.
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Natsume Hyuuga Hn. We'll see about that.
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Take the 'What lives under your bed?' quiz!
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1 What is your greatest fear?
[ ] The dark
[ ] Insects
[X] Studying
[ ] The dust bunny
2 How long have you not cleaned your room for?
[ ] I just cleaned it today.
[ ] I cleaned it a week ago.
[ ] I cleaned it two months ago.
[X] Uh… ages?
3 Do you ever have parties in your room?
[ ] Well, duh. I am a teenager after all.
[X] I try to avoid having them in my room, but my friends just barge in.
[ ] I'm a nerd.
[ ] I'm an anti-social.
4 Do you keep stuff under your bed?
[ ] Nope
[ ] Not really, just some dust here and there.
[ ] Probably quite a bit of things, like leftover chips and stuff.
[X] I think that I'd be able to find a decaying orange under there.
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Mikan Sakura HOLY SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, SOMEONE SAVE ME!
Mikan Sakura took the 'What lives under your bed quiz?' and got the result:
'Watch out for toe-snapping mutant books!'
These scary books live under your bed because of all the trash in your room! You'd better hurry up and clean them out soon; otherwise they'd devour you and all that enters. Be warned!
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Natsume Hyuuga Do you believe me now?
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Mikan Sakura Maybe. Maybe not.
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Natsume Hyuuga Sure.
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Mikan Sakura still can't sleep.
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Natsume Hyuuga knows that it's going to happen any time now.
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Mikan Sakura hates a certain boy.
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Natsume Hyuuga thinks otherwise.
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Mikan Sakura feels like murdering him.
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Natsume Hyuuga still thinks otherwise.
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Mikan Sakura can't stand it anymore.
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Natsume Hyuuga has won hands down.
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Welcome to Alice Messenger!
Username: Mikan101
Password: * * * * * * *
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HyuugaN: Finally decided?
Mikan101: …Come to my room now?
HyuugaN: Be there in five.
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HyuugaN has logged off.
Mikan101 has logged off.
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"Hey, Polka."
"… Thanks for coming, ne, Natsume."
Smirk.
"No problem, little girl."
Pout.
"I'm not a little girl!"
"Whatever you say, Polka."
Smile.
"…Good night, Natsume."
"I guess we'll both be dreaming of each other tonight, Polka."
Smack.
"Just sleep, you pervert."
"… Fine. Sweet dreams, Polka."
"Sweet dreams to you too, Natsume."
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A/N: Lalala. Oh, you've finished reading? Thanks for that! So how about a review? :3 I love you if you do - no kidding.
Right. Till next time!
(Last edit: Tuesday, 24 August, 5.57PM - Singapore time)