Disclaimer: Isn't it fun to write about the FF7 characters and not even own them? Of course it is!
Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Cait Sith, Yuffie, Cid, RedXIII (Who I will call RedX) and Vincent are all sitting in Cloud's villa at Costa del Sol (Coast of the Sun!). Yuffie is planning new ways to steal materia, Tifa is combing her hair, Aeris is hanging from the chandaleir for some reason, RedX is reading a book, Cid is watching the Dukes of Hazard, Cait Sith is playing monopoly with his stuffed moogle, Cloud is having a tea party with a doll that looks like Sephy, and Vincent is hanging from the wall in his bat form.
"Hey, where's Barret?" Tifa ties her hair up. "I don't &$# know!" Cid shouts for no reason. "Cid, keep your voice down. My ears are sensitive when I'm like this" Vincent looks down at Cid. "Vinnie, do you wanna play tea party with me?" Cloud walks up to him. "No" Vincent sighs. Cloud pouts and starts to poke at him with his buster sword. "Then I'll snatch it when they're not looking and-" "Hey Yuffie, what're you-" RedX is cut off "MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS!" she yells. Vincent falls off the ceiling and lands on Cloud. "Cloud, you know that doll that you have of Sephiroth is a voodoo doll right?" Aeris asks. "Yep!" Cloud gets up. -Somewhere else- "Why am I wearing a dress!" Sephy yells. Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz can be heard giggling behind him. "Silence you fools!" he yells to them. They stop and begin to cry, especially Loz. Sephy sighs and shakes his head. "Wanna go get some toys?" he asks. They stop crying and hug him. "Too...much...love" Sehpy tries to breathe.
Back at the villa, Barret busts open the door and walks in. "You could have at least knocked" RedX shakes his head. "I did" Barret smiles. Everybody turns to him and sees he has something in a box he's carrying. "What's that?" Cait asks pointing to the box. "I just won a million dollars, plus a new metal arm" he holds up his arm and shows of what used to be a gun arm to be a shiney metal arm. "Where'd you get that?" Yuffie asks with stars in her eyes (How can she see?). -In central- "Where the heck is my alpha mail! How'd I get this gun arm!" Ed yells as he stares at his huge gun arm he can't lift off the ground. "I thought donating it would help the needy" Al shrugs. "Al!" Ed yells to the sky. "What're you gonna spend it on?" Vincent asks. "Marlene of course!" he walks to his room. "Think of all the things we could buy if we had that kind of money" Tifa sighs dreamly.
Everybody thinks for a while and start to smile. "I could buy some more materia!" Yuffie screams. "I could some bigger boobs!" Tifa cheers. Cid drools at that, but snaps out of it. "I could buy some parts to build a new ship" he throws his hands up. "I could buy the Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo chibi dolls at the item shop" Cloud hugs his doll. -You know where- "My ribs are beginning to break and burn! Somebody call the hospital!" Sephy cries as he curls up on the floor and holds his chest. "I could buy a series of encyclopedias" RedX looks up from his book. Everybody pretends to sleep, but end up laughing at him. "I could buy that new Robo robot" Cait jumps onto the moogle. "Hmm...I could use a new mansion" Vincent thinks. "Maybe I can buy a charm to make Cloud fall in love with me" Aeris says excitedly. Tifa throws a book at her and she falls of the chandalier.
They all stare at each other in surprise. "We can't all use the money at the same time" Tifa groans. "It's Barret's money anyways. He should spend it at his own desires, not ours" Vincent sits on the couch. "But still..." Yuffie smirks. "NO!" they all yell. "Gosh! Sorry!" she crosses her arms. "Then I suggest we go out and get jobs if we want to make money like that" RedX stands up. "Guess you're $& right" Cid gets up from the T.V. and walks to the door. "Then it's settled!" Aeris gets up. They all nod and walk out the door. -At the hospital- "I bet this is Cloud's doing" Sephy lies in the bed. "What're we gonna do?" Kadaj asks. "I'm gonna go after him! You guys just play with your toys until I get back" he sits up, but he falls back down to the bed in severe pain. "What about brother?" Yazoo asks. A 7-year-old Riku slams open the door and starts to hug Sephy. "Daddy! I thought you were gonna die!" he screams. Sephy starts to break away from him, but since his bed was right next to the window..."AHHHHH!" Sephy fell out of the 50 story window.