Announcer: Introducing the newest chocolate bar brand from the people who brought you Graceful Darlek Tea! It's House elf chocolate!
House elf: I-it's delicious! A-and i-it's H-harry P-potter approved!
Harry Potter: It is? I don't remember...
Announcer: See? He loves it! And so do house elves!
House elf: NOOO! House elves do not like! Innocent house elves are being forced to work to make chocolate! Do NOT buy this...
Announcer: So buy today!