(First chapter - Undertale Skelebros! Enjoy!)
DownToTheBone: Hey, Papyrus. You in the chatroom yet?
SPAGHETTI: YES BROTHER SANS! I! THE GRRRRRREAT PAPYRUS, HAS LOGGED IN!
Doctorghosty: Heya. How are you all?
SPAGHETTI: DO I KNOW YOU?
Doctorghostly: Uh...it's me...remember?
SPAGHETTI: HI, ME! IM PAPYRUS!
DownToTheBone: Just let it go, for now, Gaster...
Doctorghostly: Ok. So I see we're playing a game, eh?
SPAGHETTI: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL PAPYRUS DOES NOT GAME!
DownToTheBone: Don't worry, you'll like it :)
SPAGHETTI: OKAY! I HAVE THE UTMOST TRUST IN YOU SANS!
Doctorghostly: What is this game?
DownToTheBone: It's called Dead By Daylight. It's a scary game where we have to survive from a scary dude who's trying to kill us, while powering generators to escape the forest.
Doctorghostly: Alright, seems simple enough.
SPAGHETTI: WAIT! I HAVE A QUESTION!
DownToTheBone: What is it?
SPAGHETTI: WHAT DO ALL THE BUTTONS DO? WHAT DO I DO WHEN I DIE? HOW DO I WIN? HOW DO I LOSE? HOW DO I POWER THE GENERATORS? HOW DOES THE PERSON KILL US? HOW DO WE ESCAPE? IS THERE SOME HIDDEN RULES YOU ARENT TELLING US? AND-
DownToTheBone: Papyrus, it's gonna be fine. Just do what it shows on the screen, wasd to move, mouse to look around, shift to run, ctrl to crouch.
SPAGHETTI: I DONT SEE A MOUSE HERE!
Doctorghostly: Not the animal...
DownToTheBone: Alright, let's just get into it...
*in the lobby*
SPAGHETTI: I GROW TIRED OF WAITING! WHAT ARE THESE LINES MEANING?!
Doctorghostly: Why doesn't Sans tell a joke to lighten the mood? It's been a while since I've heard one.
DownToTheBone: Okay. Hey, Papyrus.
SPAGHETTI: WHAT IS IT?
DownToTheBone: Don't you think playing this was a CAPITAL idea?
SPAGHETTI: ...
Doctorghostly: Papyrus, you type in all capital letters.
SPAGHETTI: I STILL DONT GET IT.
DownToTheBone: Okay, we're in.
Doctorghostly: Wait, where are my weapons?
DownToTheBone: You can't fight back. You have to run away.
SPAGHETTI: I DONT NEED A WEAPON TO KILL THIS BEAST! I SEE HIM, HE DOESNT LOOK SO TOUGH!
DownToTheBone: Wait, you see him?
SPAGHETTI: YES. HES COMING OVER TO ME RIGHT NOW.
Doctorghostly: Oh my...
DownToTheBone: Papyrus, you need to run from him, right now-
SPAGHETTI: OW! HE JUST HIT ME! IM GOING TO RUN NOW!
DownToTheBone: Run, Papyrus, Run!
SPAGHETTI: WHAT? IVE BEEN DEFEATED IN TWO HITS ONLY?! I- WAIT, WHERE IS HE TAKING ME NOW?
DownToTheBone: Welp, looks like he's...
Doctorghostly: Really? Now you're making a pun?
SPAGHETTI: NOW IM ON A HOOK! WHAT DO I DO? OH, I CAN ESCAPE!
DownToTheBone: No, don't try, wait for us or else-
SPAGHETTI: WHAT BUTTON IS THE SPACEBAR? OH, I THINK I DIED NOW...
Doctorghostly: Well that was short-lived.
DownToTheBone: Okay, this generator is done.
Doctorghostly: Oh, now I see the killer!
DownToTheBone: What does he look like?
Doctorghostly: He has a white mask, is holding a thick sword, and...now I'm stuck in a trap.
SPAGHETTI: I CAN SEEEEEEE YOU SANS!
Doctorghostly: Well, at least I tried to run.
DownToTheBone: Okay, I'm coming to save you, gaster!
Doctorghostly: Wait, now he just...I'm dead.
DownToTheBone: What? How? He must have the insta-kill perk thing.
Doctorghostly: It's all up to you, now, Sans!
DownToTheBone: OH! I can see the escape hatch!
Doctorghostly: Disable the trap first.
DownToTheBone: Oh, thanks gaster, didn't see that.
SPAGHETTI: HES RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
DownToTheBone: GAH! Dont scare me like that, Papyrus.
DownToTheBone: Okay, I escaped.
Doctorghostly: Well...that was fun.
DownToTheBone: gg, everyone.
Doctorghostly: What does 'gg' mean?
DownToTheBone: good game
SPAGHETTI: OH, WELL GG THEN!
Doctorghostly: Welp, I'm gonna go now, bye.
DownToTheBone: Byeeee.
SPAGHETTI: FAREWELL, EVERYONE!
all players disconnected.
