It Doesn't Add Up

by WoonaOnTheMoon

Let's face it. The heroes of Paris are dorks who take density to a whole new level. Nothing short of smashing their heads together is going to work. So let's sit back and scream. The Anti-Reveal Fic in which everyone knows that Mari and Sunshine Child are meant to be but alas fate is cruel...to us.

1. When You Think About Ladybug

I do not own Miraculous Ladybug

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When You Think About Ladybug

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Adrien's cheeks were warm, uncomfortably so.

They were pink too, was that normal?

No, they were really pink.

Like really, really pink.

His palms smacked into his cheeks and he began to examine the skin. He was burning up!

Horrified, he could only watch the splochy red creep across his face in the mirror.

A rash?

This was definitely what the older models had warned him about all those years ago.

"Nathalieeeeeee, I'm having an allergic reaction to the makeup!"

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A.N. Ladybug: (Adrien missing + Chat Noir's Cataclysm) x Coincidences

Ladybug: Chat Noir must be trying to protect Adrien!

Ladybug: *Proceeds to sing dramatic love confession to the guy she dumps every other day*

Am I biting off more than I can chew? Yes. Yes I am but these are definitely one-shots. Random crackish puns and several instances of extreme stupidity. Not safe reading for heads or walls.