Table of Contents

Chapter 1 Table of Contents and Introduction

Chapter 2 Business Meeting

Chapter 3,4,5,6 TheMarriage Game

Chapter 7,8,9 Panem Tales

Introduction

Hi, Katniss Mellark here; I'm here to give you a primer just in case you haven't read "The Wedding," "We're Having a Baby," "The World According to Katniss," "Trapped," or "Everlark Holiday Specials," I just have one question for you, WHY NOT?

But it's okay, for now. I'll introduce you to the cast of characters. Like I said, I'm Katniss and I'm married to Peeta and we have a daughter, Lily. I'm in my early thirties...

... hah!

I'm in my early-mid thirties ...

... Katniss!

Okay, I'm thirty-five. HAPPY PRIM?

Yes, I'm very happy. Carry on Katniss.

Thanks Prim. I'm a detective with the NYPD. Peeta is a partner in a law firm. We live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Glimmer is our nanny.

Prim is a doctor and she and Rory live close by.

Gale is my partner and after growing up hating each other, he and Madge got married last year.

Annie and Finnick are married. You can attend their nuptials and find out how they met by reading "The Wedding."

Johanna, my college roommate, lives with Clove close-by also. She is an editor at Vogue and a writer. She is the author of a children's book called "Kit Kat Kop." Clove is a bartender in Chelsea.

My parents, the Mellarks, the Hawthornes and the Undersees live where I grew up in Panem New York. It's about ninety minutes away in Orange County, which is in the Hudson Valley.

Rue and Thresh might also make an appearance. Rue is a doctor and she works with Prim.

Effie works at Vogue also as a photo-editor. Effie, Jo, Prim, Rue and I are partners in a small business. We publish "Kit Kat Kop" and a graphic novel called "Detective Ballbuster." Both inspired by me.

And finally there is Haymitch, my favorite drunk. He is a poly-sci professor at NYU, Jo's and my alma-mater. He is also an ex-hippie and professional protestor.

So sit back and enjoy Kat Tales.