WHAT IF- VOLUME II
BY YODAMAN
The reason that you, human beings (or demons or mutants or whatever you are), ask questions is to get an answer. The answer gives us knowledge that we will need in our daily lives. With this knowledge we can do a variety of things, from building a model to reading a book to destroying the world. In the previous volume of What If, a question was asked- "What if the heroes we know and trust became the villains we hate and despise?" I, the all-knowing God, have tried to answer this question through the form of entertainment. The answer ended abruptly with the forces of good an evil working together, but was captured by an even greater force- HYDRA. Now, I shall ask you a question- "Was your question answered? Has this account provide a sufficient amount of information to fulfill your request for knowledge?" No, you say? Fine, then. I will give you the account of what happened to the 'Goodies' and 'Baddies' after their fateful encounter in City Hall. But don't complain if you don't like it- I give the truth and nothing but the truth.
CHAPTER I
FISTS OF FURY
Nick Fury, agent of SHEILD (Strategic Hazard Intervention, Espionage, and Logistics Directorate), was in New York for a very special mission. He had heard that HYDRA, a spy agency bent on destroying the world, had their flying headquarters, the Helicarrier, land somewhere around New York City. Rumor also had it that HYDRA sent some LMD's (Life Model Decoys) to destroy a group of superhumans and mutants that were trying to steal something from the science fair at city hall.
While Nick seriously doubted the mutants and superhumans part, he had to go to New York to investigate the HYDRA part. As he was flying to New York by plane he found several strange newspaper articles from the Daily Bugle on the Internet reporting the devastation of city hall. They included photos of the destruction, the stolen object, and of some eye witnesses. While those things did not interest Nick, at the end of the article about a mutant named Victor Creed with the nickname of 'Sabretooth' found wounded at the crime scene and near death. The article continued about the Sabretooth man, but it never mentioned the name of the hospital where he was located.
"This is a must see", said Nick to himself. He then went on Google and typed in several subjects that might show where this Sabretooth was located. After over half an hour of looking, he found a match in Eisenhower Hospital in the west side of the city.
"Bingo", said Nick. The plane then landed in JFK airport, and from there Nick got his baggage, ordered a taxi, and told the driver to take him to Eisenhower Hospital. The ride was okay, except for some bumpy riding and that the driver was giving vivid descriptions of the wild times he at a strip club. Nick quickly got out of the taxi and darted towards the hospital, for the driver's descriptions were starting to get way too vivid. Nick then walked in and saw the huge line. He wished he could just grab his gun and mow all the people in line down, but he knew that was a very wrong course of action. He then waited for an hour before he was in front of the line.
"Hi", said the nurse at the counter. "How may I help you?'
"I'd like to see the patient known as Sabretooth", said Nick. "He's the one they recovered from city hall..."
"I'm sorry", said the nurse. "We have no one by that name".
"Yes you do", said Nick.
"I'm sorry", said the Nurse. "You will have to wait outside..." Nick then threw off his and drew his gun out. He then shot the nurse several times, but the nurse got back up. Once he saw the damage his bullet holes had done, he knew what the nurse was- she was an LMD. He could tell it was an LMD because of one thing- she had the most perfect voice, the shiniest blond hair, the cleanest skin, and the largest boobs, which was how all LMD females were. He then shot the Nurse in the head, which caused her circuits to go haywire and explode. Then, several workers from the hospital then all grabbed guns and started shooting at Nick. Nick then leaped behind the counter where the nurse was working and looked on the computer while trying to avoid bullets. He then found on the computer that he was located in X- 13, which was in the very top floor.
"Damn", cursed Nick. He then grabbed a grenade popped the top, and threw it into the distance. "I hope all the civilians left". After the whiteness of the explosion, Nick got up and saw the carnage of his explosions. Luckily, no innocents died, only LMDs. He then picked up his gun and headed towards the stairs, which were very polished and shiny. As he was waking up, several bullets flew past his head and hit the wall. He looked up and saw some LMDs coming down the stairs to meet him. Nick tried to shot them down, but the LMDs seemed not to be effected by the blasts. Nick then lunged at the LMDs. Nick saw that more LMDs were coming for him, he ran and jumped onto a cart which sent him rolling across the floor. While rolling hr reached into one of his pockets and reloaded his gun. LMDs were coming, fast at that! Nick saw some in front of him and stood upon the cart and placed a grenade on it. Jumping off the side right before the explosion accord he landed into a dark room. Coincidentally it was Sabertooh's room.
"He must be somewhere in this building", said Nick. He then went around the whole hospital, looking for Sabretooth, and found no mutant. He rechecked the computers, traced back his steps, and even went back to room X-13, and found no mutant.
"Oh well", said Nick. "I'll just take one of these damn LMD's back to base. It'd make my trip worth something. He then turned around and began to walk down the stairs, just as he had been done before. A swift hand then grabbed his shoulder and tried to pull him down. Nick quickly turned around and shot the gun in the air, but all he saw was a bloody being that looked like the mutant he had been looking for.
"You are that Fury dude, right?" chocked Sabretooth.
"Yeah", said Nick. "Come. I better take you to a hospital..."
"I have...something for you", said Sabretooth. He then collapsed on the floor and ceased to live. Nick walked towards the mutant and threw him upon his shoulder, eager to get back to base. But as the mutant flopped upon his body, he noticed a bloody mark on his chest, and the set the mutant down. He then took the mutant's shirt of, and saw something that made him cringe- the HYDRA logo, which was a green circle with a black skull with tentacles coming out in the middle.
"HYDRA", cursed Nick. "Heaven's really crowded right now, and it defiantly doesn't have room for you".
BY YODAMAN
The reason that you, human beings (or demons or mutants or whatever you are), ask questions is to get an answer. The answer gives us knowledge that we will need in our daily lives. With this knowledge we can do a variety of things, from building a model to reading a book to destroying the world. In the previous volume of What If, a question was asked- "What if the heroes we know and trust became the villains we hate and despise?" I, the all-knowing God, have tried to answer this question through the form of entertainment. The answer ended abruptly with the forces of good an evil working together, but was captured by an even greater force- HYDRA. Now, I shall ask you a question- "Was your question answered? Has this account provide a sufficient amount of information to fulfill your request for knowledge?" No, you say? Fine, then. I will give you the account of what happened to the 'Goodies' and 'Baddies' after their fateful encounter in City Hall. But don't complain if you don't like it- I give the truth and nothing but the truth.
CHAPTER I
FISTS OF FURY
Nick Fury, agent of SHEILD (Strategic Hazard Intervention, Espionage, and Logistics Directorate), was in New York for a very special mission. He had heard that HYDRA, a spy agency bent on destroying the world, had their flying headquarters, the Helicarrier, land somewhere around New York City. Rumor also had it that HYDRA sent some LMD's (Life Model Decoys) to destroy a group of superhumans and mutants that were trying to steal something from the science fair at city hall.
While Nick seriously doubted the mutants and superhumans part, he had to go to New York to investigate the HYDRA part. As he was flying to New York by plane he found several strange newspaper articles from the Daily Bugle on the Internet reporting the devastation of city hall. They included photos of the destruction, the stolen object, and of some eye witnesses. While those things did not interest Nick, at the end of the article about a mutant named Victor Creed with the nickname of 'Sabretooth' found wounded at the crime scene and near death. The article continued about the Sabretooth man, but it never mentioned the name of the hospital where he was located.
"This is a must see", said Nick to himself. He then went on Google and typed in several subjects that might show where this Sabretooth was located. After over half an hour of looking, he found a match in Eisenhower Hospital in the west side of the city.
"Bingo", said Nick. The plane then landed in JFK airport, and from there Nick got his baggage, ordered a taxi, and told the driver to take him to Eisenhower Hospital. The ride was okay, except for some bumpy riding and that the driver was giving vivid descriptions of the wild times he at a strip club. Nick quickly got out of the taxi and darted towards the hospital, for the driver's descriptions were starting to get way too vivid. Nick then walked in and saw the huge line. He wished he could just grab his gun and mow all the people in line down, but he knew that was a very wrong course of action. He then waited for an hour before he was in front of the line.
"Hi", said the nurse at the counter. "How may I help you?'
"I'd like to see the patient known as Sabretooth", said Nick. "He's the one they recovered from city hall..."
"I'm sorry", said the nurse. "We have no one by that name".
"Yes you do", said Nick.
"I'm sorry", said the Nurse. "You will have to wait outside..." Nick then threw off his and drew his gun out. He then shot the nurse several times, but the nurse got back up. Once he saw the damage his bullet holes had done, he knew what the nurse was- she was an LMD. He could tell it was an LMD because of one thing- she had the most perfect voice, the shiniest blond hair, the cleanest skin, and the largest boobs, which was how all LMD females were. He then shot the Nurse in the head, which caused her circuits to go haywire and explode. Then, several workers from the hospital then all grabbed guns and started shooting at Nick. Nick then leaped behind the counter where the nurse was working and looked on the computer while trying to avoid bullets. He then found on the computer that he was located in X- 13, which was in the very top floor.
"Damn", cursed Nick. He then grabbed a grenade popped the top, and threw it into the distance. "I hope all the civilians left". After the whiteness of the explosion, Nick got up and saw the carnage of his explosions. Luckily, no innocents died, only LMDs. He then picked up his gun and headed towards the stairs, which were very polished and shiny. As he was waking up, several bullets flew past his head and hit the wall. He looked up and saw some LMDs coming down the stairs to meet him. Nick tried to shot them down, but the LMDs seemed not to be effected by the blasts. Nick then lunged at the LMDs. Nick saw that more LMDs were coming for him, he ran and jumped onto a cart which sent him rolling across the floor. While rolling hr reached into one of his pockets and reloaded his gun. LMDs were coming, fast at that! Nick saw some in front of him and stood upon the cart and placed a grenade on it. Jumping off the side right before the explosion accord he landed into a dark room. Coincidentally it was Sabertooh's room.
"He must be somewhere in this building", said Nick. He then went around the whole hospital, looking for Sabretooth, and found no mutant. He rechecked the computers, traced back his steps, and even went back to room X-13, and found no mutant.
"Oh well", said Nick. "I'll just take one of these damn LMD's back to base. It'd make my trip worth something. He then turned around and began to walk down the stairs, just as he had been done before. A swift hand then grabbed his shoulder and tried to pull him down. Nick quickly turned around and shot the gun in the air, but all he saw was a bloody being that looked like the mutant he had been looking for.
"You are that Fury dude, right?" chocked Sabretooth.
"Yeah", said Nick. "Come. I better take you to a hospital..."
"I have...something for you", said Sabretooth. He then collapsed on the floor and ceased to live. Nick walked towards the mutant and threw him upon his shoulder, eager to get back to base. But as the mutant flopped upon his body, he noticed a bloody mark on his chest, and the set the mutant down. He then took the mutant's shirt of, and saw something that made him cringe- the HYDRA logo, which was a green circle with a black skull with tentacles coming out in the middle.
"HYDRA", cursed Nick. "Heaven's really crowded right now, and it defiantly doesn't have room for you".