Super Peanuts

A Peanuts Fanfiction

Written by LivingOnLaughs

With my OCs Claudia, Chadd and Matthew

Charlie Brown smiled as he tied his blanket in a knot and pulled on his swimming goggles. He wore gardening gloves and had a big fat C written in red ink on white, long sleeved shirt. He had become The Round Headed Caper.

Lucy giggled at the failure face as she pulled her hair back and placed some extra star stickers on her 'utility belt'. "How do I look, The Round Headed Blockhead?" she asked.

"You look fine, Super Nova" the failure face of a super hero complimented as she beamed.

"How about me, Chuck?" Phoenix (AKA Peppermint Patty) questioned. Her cape was made of those $1 red, orange and yellow feathers glued together, her gold felt mask had lightning bolts on the sides and she taped paper lightning bolts on her sandals, which were painted a matching marigold.

"Nice, Peppermint Patty" he praised.

"Chuck, I'm PHOENIX! Heroine of Birchwood! Peppermint Patty is the dumb eight-year-old that sleeps in class all the time" she argued, her freckled cheeks had a few self-inflicted cuts on them to make her look like she's seen some dark stuff in her 'years of fighting crime'.

Frieda laughed as she tied her orange curls in pigtails. Her superhero outfit consisted of a magenta cape, white dress and a utility belt of medical tools. Her ego? She called herself Red Nurse. Her mission? Help sick and/or hurt people get back on their toes. "You're still Patricia Jane Reichardt" she giggled.

"As if, Red Nurse" Phoenix argued. "Is your costume ready yet, Ditzy?" she asked.

Sally nodded her head as she showed off her outfit. She wore ballet slippers on her feet, a baby pink cape, had some lightning bolt stickers on her cheeks and (most importantly) had a big S on the back of her cape. "It's Super Sal" she groaned.

"Whatever" The Round Headed Caper chuckled.

"Sir, a little help please" Marcie asked, tangled in her own cape.

"Oi…you know, Marcie, no superhero gets tangled in their cape" Phoenix giggled, helping her sidekick back on her feet.

"Who's this 'Marcie'? It's Owl Eyes!" the brunette argued.

"Should've stuck with the bird wings" Red Nurse giggled.

"Yeah, I should've" Owl Eyes groaned. She was sporting a tan towel as a cape and was wearing cowboy boots with feathers on them. She had even smeared tan, orange and yellow paint on her face as 'War paint'.

Super Nova laughed. "Okay now, what're our backstories again?" she asked as a toddler boy toddled into the living room.

"Marcie! Lunchtime!" the little boy announced as the kids either giggled, smiled, laughed or-in Marcie's case-glared at him.

"Matthew! Tell Mom I'm busy" she groaned.

"Can't…she said 'Now or no desserts'!" he responded.

"We'll continue after lunch" Phoenix suggested. "I AM hungry too"

"Same" Schroeder added, working on his piano note-like cape. He wore his blonde hair in his eyes and painted some scars on his face with some makeup.

"Even a pretty face like me needs to refill" Super Nova stated as the black haired toddler (about two to three years old) dragged Owl Eyes from her left hand.

Blanket Charmer (or Linus if you don't want to refer to him by his superhero ego) gave a hearty laugh. His lime green t-shirt and brown shorts were the only thing about him to be normal. He carried his blue blanket on his back and tied a large towel to his back. "Lucy-I mean Super Nova, you HATE the sandwiches Mom makes" he pointed out.

Charlie Brown chuckled as he looked over at his baby brother, Chadd. The blonde baby was bouncing in his walker as he pointed to his siblings. "Charlie Brown! Sally!" he called out happily.

"No, we're The Round Headed Caper and Super Sal" the six-year-old denied.

"He sees us as his brother and sister" Charlie Brown explained.

"Oh" Sally replied.

After a hectic lunch of grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches (and a lot of fussing from the bratty Super Nova), the kids went back to their game of superheroes.

"Look out evil-doers! For it is I: Ivory!" Schroeder proclaimed.

"Ivory has a piece of bacon in between his teeth" Red Nurse whispered to Super Nova, who nodded in agreement.

"Ivory…" Phoenix sighed.

Blanket Charmer chuckled and handed his superhero friend a mirror. "Aughh!" the blonde hero shrieked. "I've got lunch in my teeth!"

"Ivory's weaknesses? Getting food stuck in his teeth…rock n roll and chemical explosions" The Round Headed Caper wrote down.

"Nice job" Super Sal complimented.

"Agreed" added Owl Eyes as Matthew hid in her cape.

"Marcie, I wanna pway with you" he sniffled innocently.

"No, Matthew!" she scolded as he toddled towards the costumes.

"Fine! I be sup-aw hero on own" he sighed, placing a fire hat on his head. "I now Marvel Matthew!" the toddler announced.

"Marvel Matthew?" Super Nova and Red Nurse chuckled before laughing.

"Laugh it up!" Marvel Matthew scolded, popping a confetti cracker in their faces. "Now still wanna laugh?" he asked.

"Matthew…I'm sorry, Baby Brother, but you CAN'T play with us" Owl Eyes reprimanded.

Matthew's blue eyes shrank as he hugged Owl Eyes, his superheroine in his 2 ½ year old mind. "Marcie…I wanna be like you" he sniffled.

"Shh…" Marcie responded, hugging the toddler.

"But…" he began.

"No buts"

"Marcie…can't I pway with you pwease?"

"No!"

"Pwease, Marcie? I be a good boy"

"Just give in, Owl Eyes" Phoenix groaned.

"Yeah" Ivory added.

"You guys, I can't let my parents find out that Matthew wants to be like me" Owl Eyes argued.

"Why's that?" Super Sal asked.

"Then I'll be scolded for allowing him to play with us and he'll miss his naptime" the bespectacled superheroine explained.

"Then have him take his nap here" the Blanket Charmer suggested.

"Fine…" Marcie eventually had to give in. "Wanna be a superhero?" she asked.

"Yes!" the toddler cheered.

"Hmm…you can be Owl Chick" she suggested.

"I wanna be Marvel Matthew" he replied, fussing a little.

"Okay then, Marvel Matthew…let's get a costume for you" Owl Eyes replied.

"Looks like we have a new superhero with us, Charlie Brown" Schroeder sighed.

"It's The Round Headed Caper" the blockhead snapped.

"Sorry" Ivory blushed.

"Hey Ivory…I have a super power" Super Nova called out. "Super kisses that make people fall head over heals with yours truly" she announced as Marvel Matthew grimaced.

"Girl sup-aw heroes have cooties!" he responded.

"Agreed there, little baby" the blonde superhero replied, much to Matthew's annoyance.