Ochako walked into a pawn shop. She was greeted by the owner with a smile.
"Hello there!" Ochako said. "Do you perhaps possess the legendary Amulet of Blackness?"
"I think I might have one lying around in the back." The pawn shopper (?) said. "Let me check, please wait a minute."
The old lady went to check if she in fact has the item Ochako was looking for.
While Ochako was waiting, some weird guy bumped into her.
"Oops, my bad." He said.
"Oh, no, it's my fault, I'm sorry." Ochako replied. "I shouldn't have been standing right here in the middle of…"
She stopped in the middle of the sentence, because the weird dude's dick suddenly pierced through his pants and extended like a snake. It travelled towards Ochako's ass and started smearing it.
Ochako cleared her throat and asked politely:
"Good sir, I would be most pleased if you ceased touching my bottom with your penis, thank you."
"I'm terribly sorry, young lady, but I do not intend to stop touching your bottom with my penis." The guy replied.
"Well, in that case, good sir, I'm afraid I will have to destroy you, you motherfucking cocksucker, prepare to die, you piece of shit."
Ochako accumulated her Reiatsu and summoned her Bankai, The Sword of Feast and Famine. She used the Sword to cut the guy's dick off.
"That hurt." he said.
"I'm sorry," Ochako said, her eyes glowing, her body overflowing with spiritual power. "But you gave me no choice. Nigga."
Ochako then pierced the guy's heart with The Sword of Feast and Famine.
"I guess... this is the end… huh?" the guy whispered.
"It would seem so. I'm sorry it had to come to this."
"Heh… tell my family that… tell them…"
The guy died in Ochako's arms.
Ochako closed his eyelids. "May you find peace."
She then performed the default Fortnite dance over his dead body.
"Lol I'm gonna tell your family that you were a giant fucking faggot XDDD"
The old lady then returned.
"I've got the amulet you were…"
The second she opened her mouth, Ochako appeared behind her and assassinated her swiftly with her Ninjutsu. She then grabbed the Amulet of Blackness, which looked like a black person, and teleported away.
No noise. No witnesses. No trace. Perfectly executed.
Except that someone found the dead bodies later and the police from all over the world was now looking for the killer.
Too bad they didn't know who the killer was. Before anyone could figure it out, Ochako was long gone, with the ancient relic. No one has seen her ever since.
The End
The lore deepens.
