SG1-Pain Scale
So you've seen the pain scales at the doctor's office to rate your pain right? Here is the one that hung in Janet's office.
1-Listening to one of Colonel O'Neill's jokes
2-Going through the event horizon
3-Being hit in the back on the knee with staff weapon
4-boxing with a Jaffa
5-being taken over by a Tok'ra/Gou'al
6-staff blast wound
7-Listening to a Jaffa joke
8-Gou'ald Hand device
9-Gou'ald Pain Stick
10-being shot by a zat