A Really Funny Teacher
By Secret7
Chapter 1
Arkham's alarm rang that night. They had escaped
Joker grabbed Harley by the wrist.
"Come ON Harley! We need to get going..."
"Sorry, Mistah J, I'll try to be faster..."
The two villains ran through the grass as police crews showed up. "Put your hands up!" yelled an officer.
"All right, you can turn me in," The Joker said solemnly. He walked closer to the guard. "Cuff me," he said simply.
"But...Mistah J? What are you doin--"
"I've discovered that crime does NOT pay," the Joker said solemnly. He suddenly winked at her.
"Ohhhh...Yeah! Crime doesn't pay!" Harley said happily.
"We'll do anything to atone for our horrible crimes against this fair city," Joker cried. "Please! I've always...I've always secretly wanted to pay back the community for what I've done..."
The police sergeant stared down at the Joker, who was now crying. Getting the hint, Harley broke down too.
"Please forgive us! We're really sorry! PLEASE!!!!!!! LET US HELP OTHERS TO ATONE FOR OUR SINS!!!!!!!!! PLEHEHEHEAASEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Harley shouted in a horrible, miserable voice.
"Harley, you're umm..." Joker lowered his voice to a real low whisper. "...overdoing it."
The sergeant stared at another officer.
"Well...what do you want to do?" he asked the pair.
Harley smiled. "Pick up trash!" she said, grinning happily.
"Harley..." Joker shook his head.
Harley looked around. She caught sight of a bumper sticker:

MY CHILD IS AN 'A' STUDENT AT POKEY OAKS KINDERGARTEN

"I've...always wanted to be...a.... kindergarten teacher?" she said, smiling sheepishly.
They were hired.

3 WEEKS LATER

Bubbles flew into school with a smile on her face. She didn't know why, she just felt happy today. As she flew to the school happily, she began to sing one of her favorite songs:

"They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky! They're altogether ooky, the Addams Famil—EEEEEEE!!!!"

She walked into the class, shrieking. Not that anything was wrong. That's how she always ended the song. She walked past the other students, and up to Ms. Keane's desk. "Ms. Keane?" she asked, holding up an apple. The woman turned around. It was NOT Ms. Keane. "I'm sorry, little girl, but taday Mistah. J...I mean... Mr. Rekoj is teaching the class, along with me, his helpful assistant, Ms. Yelrah." said Ms. Yelrah. She was happy looking, and had long blond hair and kind blue eyes. She smiled, a big cheerful smile to Bubbles. "You look like a nice lady," Bubbles said. "Nice to meet you, Ms. Yelrah." She floated back to her seat, next to Blossom. "Who's Mr. Rekoj?" Bubbles asked Blossom real quickly and quietly. "I don't know," Blossom replied. "I think it might be--"
"ME!" Shouted a merry voice. The figure walked in. He had a long chin, strange looking skin (almost like makeup instead), white hair and a beard and mustache. He looked like a strange old man with his purple suit... "Me, AKA I, and also known as yours truly, will be teaching the class today. I am Mr. Rekoj, and please meet my LOVELY assistant, Ms. Yelrah."
The students "awwwed".
"Today we'll be...um..." Ms. Yelrah paused, and walked over to Mr. Rekoj. "What're we gonna have them do?" she whispered.
"RECESS!" shouted Mr. Rekoj. "In fact, all DAY recess! You won't have to work for as long as we're substituting this class!"
"Yeah!" Ms. Yelrah added. "We wouldn't want to make cute little innocent kids do work, would we?" she asked, then stared at Bubbles happily. 'She's such a cute kid,' thought Harley. 'She reminds me of how I was when I was her age.'
The kids ran out to Recess. Bubbles stayed back, and pulled a shape out of her desk. It was an apple. She walked up to Ms. Yelrah, and hugged her. "Here ya go, Ms. Yelrah!" she said joyfully. "You're a really nice teacher!" Harley suddenly looked at the cute little girl, and her heart was warmed. She was such a sweet little kid. "Goodbye!" Ms. Yelrah shouted as Bubbles flew out. Flew out. That struck a nerve on both the Joker and Harley. "Oh no. Not more superheroes," the Joker said. slapping his own face. They both looked out the window, and saw all three girls flying around, playing outside. They grimaced.
TO BE CONTINUED...