Caillou's parents just finished making dinner and were waiting for him to return home from school. They were curious as to how his typical day was. All of
a sudden, Caillou pushed the front door open so hard that it made a huge glory hole in the wall. "Caillou, you're going to pay for that." Said Mommy.
Caillou looked her dead in the eyes and said "Shut up cunt." He walked into the kitchen, two bitches around his arms. They were all smoking joints and
smelled like booze. "Caillou, what's gotten into you?" said Daddy. Caillou inhaled his joint and then flicked the finished remains into Rosie's soup. "I'm
about dat thug lyfe now. I don't need yo bitchy ass attitudes anymo'. I dun give a fuck." Caillou's parents were so pissed off with his attitude, so they said
to go to his room or else they'll ground him. Caillou gave up and said
"Whateva." He pimp slapped his hoes and left them crying with bruises. Caillou went up to his room and pouted. "MY PARENTS CAN'T ACCEPT ME FO' WHO
I REALLY IS. I IS A THUG." Suddenly, there was a small knock at the door. It was Rosie. "Caillou, why are you like this?" said his little sister. "GO AWAY
ROSIE. U LIL' BITCH. U CAN'T ACCEPT MAH THUG LIFE." Screamed Caillou. He lit a cigarette. Rosie walked in the room, licked her fingers, and put his
cigarette out. The 5 year old girl then slapped him across the face so hard that his nose went behind his head. Rosie grabbed his neck and said "You need
a damn reality check, you little fucking bitch. You're not a damn thug. Stop pretending to be a punk ass little bitch." She then got up and left the room.
Caillou was so hurt by her comebacks. She hurt him physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. He ended up going to a mental institution, where he
fell in love with an 83 year old woman named Sadie.
The End