One day Bedlam woke up and went to the store for some chocolate milk but found that he couldn't get any milk because the store had gone
"Oh no," said Bedlam, "I had forgotten that the vampires took over ten years ago and now this is the land of the vampires and I am slaves."
"SHUT YOU UP SLAVE" said a vampire, hit on the back angry laughing
Bedlam fell on the face and got back up and then he angry laughed picked up his flamethrower and set fire to the vampire
Vampire burned to death "fuck".
Bedlam played with some happy dogs before moving on to his next challenge
One of the dogs turned IRISH and then spiders fell out of the mouth.
"AH THIS IS A TRULY HORROR STORY" said Bedlam,
Bedlam he fled the the irish dog but he found Mysst who was another fighter for free dom.
"I have new weapon!"
"That isnt new at all!" said bedlam because Mysst was holding an old sword "Shut up, your talking we must go now I know the secret"
"I don't get it," say Myyst
"Jacob is Sharkboy and edward was in the harry potter movies."
"THEY ARE CONDUITS BETWEEN TIME AND SPAAACE." Mysst amazed. "That must be while I love them"
"Also Mysst is gay." Added Bedlam
"only a little bit!"
"we have to kill ed," said Bedlam. "It is the only way to end this madness"
Meanwhile he wished he had some damn chocolate milk.
He and Mysst jumped super high and ran along the rooftops
Ed's vampires fought back by trying to kill them both with bulleting but they missed and Bedlam stole the guns
Then the the vampire that Bedlam had burned came back and killed Mysst
"I will have avenge," swore Bedlam because in is society avenge also meant fuck which is why he swore
Then he gently threw Mysst body into a grave with all his might
"NO I AM A VAMPIRE" screamed Mysst and he was now vampire who grabbed Bedlam by the throat neck
"I hear not being a douchebag is pretty cool you should try it sometime"
And also Bedlam ran behind the vampire and stabbed with a long poll
"I am victory," said Bedlam trumpihantededly and he drank some chocolate milk
EDWARD SLAPPED the chocolate milk out of bedlam's hand.
"You are bald and old" said Edward "and a hideous monkey told me to insult your mom"
And then Ed killed Bedlam by using insomnia.
THE END
…?
yes it is the end.
Except Bedlam will be a ghost now because hes dead