Jessica Stanley
Oh god, please don't make me remember this one. This was like, one of the worst dare date of all times! I completely blame Jasper for making me dare date her. Okay so this is what happened...Jasper dared me to date Jessica and being the idiot I was, I decided to ask her out in the middle of lunch. So you know that Jessica eats at this dumb table with Mike Newton, Lauren Mallory, Eric Yorkie, Ben Chaney, Angela Weber and Tyler York. So I was like being cool and I could see all the girls staring at my ass while I was walking. When I reached their table, I was like "Jessy Babe, wanna go to a movie with me this Saturday?" and she screamed so hard I swear my eardrums would burst! Then she stood up and took something out of her bag and said "Smell this Emmie-Bear" and she handed it to me so I decided to smell it just to be polite. Well my 'very nice family' burst out laughing and Jasper shouted for everyone to check what I was smelling and it turned out to be a scented tampon! I ran out of the cafeteria as fast as hell and I didn't go to the movie with Jessica. Serves her right for trying to mess with me in public.
Lauren Mallory
So Edward dared me to date Lauren and I was like "okay but you owe me a new Harley Sprint, dude" and he agreed. So Lauren comes walking to school in this white see-through tube that makes her look like a stripper or a show girl from Las Vegas of something. So I didn't notice where I was going and I tripped. Turned out Edward followed me and stuck out his foot so when I tripped, I grabbed hold of Lauren's tube and accidentally pulled it down including her bra. She was totally exposed in the cafeteria and all the guys were staring! So embarrassing and Jasper has a video of it somewhere. Remind me to rob it from him and erase it.
Aimee Gardiner
This wasn't really embarrassing but still...Edward dared me to date her. Aimee's the prettiest girl after Rose so I wasn't all that upset to date her. Well it turns out that Jasper gave her 100 bucks to embarrass me in front of the whole school. So when I was asking her out, she pulled off my belt so my pants almost fell off, good thing I held on to them just in time. I think some of the girls were pretty disappointed, though. But then I had to be really stupid and I pushed Aimee out of the way and I must have pushed really hard because her skirt fell off and her black thong was exposed. And i was right in front of her so all the guys came up to me and congratulated me for helping them take a look at Aimee. Well Rose was totally mad and she didn't speak to me for three whole days! I hate her silent treatments cause that's when she dresses up really hot and sort of teases me silently.