Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto, any of the characters, or any locations relating to the show.

But if I did, maybe certain people *cough* Sakura *cough* would probably not exist.

Warning: Cursing and the existence of Sakura ahead. Also, some math in the equation. (Math pun)

In the city of Konoha was a public school called Konoha High School. In there were the brilliant minds of all sorts of people. However, there was one teen in particular that was not. In fact, he was such an idiot he flunked...twice. His name was Naruto Uzumaki, and even though he was an idiot, he was the most ambitious person in the school. Once he sets his mind on something, he never stops until he had achieved his goal. At this particular moment, Naruto Uzumaki was struggling to learn Algebra.

"Sakura-chaaaaan! I still don't get it!" Naruto exclaimed.

Sakura Haruno was just one year younger than Naruto. But due to Naruto flunking twice, Sakura was in the grade above him. She was of above average intelligence, but had this short temper. When her adrenaline starts pumping through her body, watch out! Shockingly though, it still didn't stop having her become Naruto's love interest. Though with some reason events, that quickly stopped.

"Shut up, you idiot!" Sakura tried to whisper. "We are in a fucking library!"

"But it's so hard!" Then Naruto began laughing at the top of his lungs. "That's what she said!"

"You are so immature." Sakura commented. "Look it's not that difficult. If -x=2x+3, what does x equal?"

"Ramen! Can we take a break yet? We've been working on this all day?"

"It's been ten minutes," she said flatly.

"Shit. Seriously? It feels like forever," he said. "Fine. If I subtract 2x to both sides, then that would equal -x=3, right?"

"No. You forgot the negative in front of the x. It would be -3x=3. Then if you divide..." Sakura glanced at Naruto and realized his head was about to explode. "*Sigh* Alright, let's take a break. Why can't Shikamaru help you?"

"Because when I asked he said 'It's too troublesome.'"

"Of course he did. You know,for a genius he sure is lazy. I bet you right now he's looking at clouds again."

"Yeah. Probably."

"Look, you have to learn this stuff otherwise you will fail the midterms and fall behind," she adviced. Sakura took a quick look at her cell phone. "Remember I have to leave in about 30 minutes, so this break has to be short."

"Date with Sasuke. I remember. I remember," he mocked.

Sasuke Uchiha. The perfect man. Or at least he was to the eyes of every female who has ever seen him. He was sexy, intelligent, athletic, and not to mention rich beyond anyone's wildest dreams. His family was worth billions. He was the same age as Naruto and was in college focusing for his future business career.

Naruto had always had this weird tolerate-within-reason/hate-his-fucking guts friendship with Sasuke. When he found out last month that they were dating, Naruto took it really hard. Sakura had been Naruto's crush since junior high. He wanted to fight him for taking the girl of his dreams, but Sakura said if he wanted to continue being friends, the fights had to stop.

"Tell that bastard I said hi."

"Why not tell me yourself?" Sasuke said.

Naruto shrieked like a girl and fell off his chair.

"Smooth moves, dobe."

"Shut up, teme!"

"Hey! Don't call Sasuke-kun that!" Sakura lectured.

"Well why don't you tell him not to call me 'dobe'?"

Instead of letting her answer, Sasuke took a hold of Sakura's waist and kissed her. Sakura blushed deeply. Naruto, on the other hand, just got pissed off.

"That's why, dobe," Sasuke responded for her.

"Teme," he said under his breath.

"Why are you here so early?" She asked.

"I just want to make sure this one over here doesn't try anything funny."

"Please. I don't want your sloppy seconds."

Sasuke came close to his ear and whispered, "Are you sure about that?"

Naruto backed away. Far FAR away. He scurried so quickly that he left a dust cloud behind him.

Sasuke just laughed and sat down. "Too easy."

"Just go. I have Sakura's notes so I'll figure it out myself."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah I'm fine".

The loving couple left hand-in-hand. Naruto always wondered why Sasuke would do those kinds of weird tricks to him. After prioritizing his thoughts, Naruto put all his focus back into studying.

For the next three hours straight, Naruto studied until he got it down. Well, until he had the confidence to pass. He started packing his things and noticed a patch of red a couple of tables away from him. He saw the patch quickly turn into a human figure. And a hot one at that. Naruto has always been comfortable with his sexuality. After all, he believed he was in love with Sakura. However, this person made his palms sweaty and heart flutter. His breathing became rapid and he couldn't stop staring. The red hair slighlty covered the pale skin of this person's face. His main focus was on his thick, plump lips, and the lip piercing that was being played with by a shiny canine tooth.

Naruto just shook his head and left the library.

What he didn't know was that the figure had noticed him since the moment the blonde had entered the library. The figure had come to the library everyday for the past week. And for the past week, he saw how the blonde struggled to learn the material for school.

"See you soon, Naruto-kun."

I hope you guys enjoyed it. It's been a while since the last time I wrote a fanfic. :3 Hopefully my writing skills have improved.