KibaMaruZach's Fan Fiction
CHAPTER 1: Talent Night
This is my fan fiction and the characters are Kiba and Akamaru, (YAY-YAY-EEA!! my fave. Charrie) Neji, Tsunadae, Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, Sakura, Tenten, Gai, Lee, Kakashi, Jiraiya (A.K.A. the pervy sage) Jiraiya whispers: DON'T CALL ME THAT IN PUBLIC, Kabuto, Itachi, Orochimaru, Ino, Chouji, Shino, Shikamaru, Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Gaara, Kankuro, Temari, a surprise guest…OH and ME, I'm KibaMaruZach (yes I'm a big Akamaru and Kiba fan)
Everyone thinks they're coming to get a free dinner but what they don't know is that they're actually entering a talent contest, BUT everyone HAS to enter.
KibaMaruZach under disguise as a chef: OK GUYS WE ARE NOW APPROACHING THE DINING HALL
Naurto and Chouji at same time:FOOD!!!!!!
KibaMaruZach: yep that's right food pushes open doors
Naurto and Chouji at same time…again: WHAT THERE'S NO FOOD!!!!
KibaMaruZach: YEP rips off moustache OW THAT WAS REAL…..
Everyone except KibaMaruZach: laughs hysterically
KibaMaruZach: OK now that everyone is done laughing at me we come to what I was saying…OK I'm an undercover talent agent and you guys all have to join a talent contest and if you don't… camera zooms in on KibaMaruZach's face suspensefully YOU WILL DIE…
Everyone: WHAT???? DIE
KibaMaruZach: yes if you lose or don't join you die…OR…you can take the physically challenging obstacle course of doom….then again either way your going to die if you lose….WELL GOOD LUCK…OH and your judges are me and someone out of the contestants who DOESN'T have to ent-….
Naruto: cuts off KibaMaruZach MEEEE PICK MEE I DON'T WANNA DIE I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE gets down on hands and knees begging and crying
KibaMaruZach: THE OTHER JUDGE IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER ADULT YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: pouts I'm not an idiot…just mentally challenged
KibaMaruZach: AND THE OTHER JUDGE is…KIBA AND AKAMARU
Naruto: WHAT HE'S NOT AN ADULT AND THAT'S FAVORITISM!!!!!!!!!!!
KibaMaruZach: so I like him better…..
KibaMaruZach: FINE THE OTHER JUDGE IS OROCHIMARU.
Orochimaru: rubs in naruto face I'M A JUDGE AND YOU ARE NOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'LL DIE AND I WON'T HAHAHAHAHA
Ino: pops upok KibaMaruZach read this contract and sign at the bottom.
KibaMaruZach: reads over carefully I x can not root for kiba over anybody else…. looks at kiba and sighs and continues reading if terms are broken then x will have to do the physically challenging obstacle course of doom…..
WHAT I HAVE TO DO MY OWN COURSE OF DOOM
Ino: …yeah basically
KibaMaruZach: fine I'll sign it signs it while whimpering
Everyone: KibaMaruZach… are you crying???
KibaMaruZach: NO I'M JUST PRACTICING MY DEEP BREATHING SKILLS….
Everyone: RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTT!
KibaMaruZach: whimpers while sayingok that's it for tonight I need to go home and rest to be ready for tomorrow….
Everyone: rushes for door yelling and screaming…
KibaMaruZach: WAIT!!! Before you go I need all the names so I know who's coming tomorrow. rights down all the names OK NOW RUSH TO THE DOOR YELLING AND SCREAMING
CHAPTER 2: The Auditions
KibaMaruZach: ok who's fir..
Naruto: OOH OHH ME ME CHOOSE ME….
KibaMaruZach: fine you can go first…
Naurto: walks up to stage
KibaMaruZach: ok go
Naruto: OK BUT I'LL NEED SOME RAMEN
KibaMaruZach: WHY???
Naurto: FOR MY ACT DER DER DER
Orochimaru: gives naruto the ramen
Naruto: eats 589,548,596 packages of ramen in 20.8 seconds
KibaMaruZach: ….What was that???
Naruto: MY ACT…..and I was hungry since we didn't eat last night thanks to SOMEONE looks at KibaMaruZach
KibaMaruZach: SO YOU COULD'VE EATEN WHEN YOU GOT HOME!!
Naruto: I LIVE ALONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO COOK IT!
KibaMaruZach: YOU BESIDES YOU LIVE NEXT TO A RAMEN RESTAURANT!!
Orochimaru: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH BURNT LIKE THAT TURKEY YOU TRIED TO COOK LAST THANKSGIVING!
KibaMaruZach: Kiba, Akamaru your ne….
Ino: AHN AHN AHN contract pulls up contract
KibaMaruZach: oh yea contract fine I'll pull a random name from a hat pulls a name WOW KIBA AKAMARU YOUR UP
Ino: let me see that
KibaMaruZach: ok hands slip to Ino
Ino: wow it is kiba and akama….wait a second these all say kiba and akamaru
KibaMaruZach: fine I'll choose a real name pulls another paper ok Sasuke yo…
Orochimaru: fan girl scream I LOVE YOU SASUKE!! plays stripper track
Everyone: ARE YOU EVEN A DUDE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Orochimaru: Do you want to find out
Everyone: NO!!!!
Orochimaru: That's what I thought
KibaMaruZach: ok Sasuke go
Sasuke: ok I'm going to sing a song…
I'm bringing sexy back.
All you other boys don't know how to act.
I'll let you with me if I misbehave.
I'm bringing sexy back.
Bringing sexy back.
Bringing sexy back.
Orochimaru: yes you are…
Everyone: 0.o
Orochimaru: drools
KibaMaruZach: ok who's next?
Ino: can I go KibaMaruZach?
KibaMaruZach: sure fun wrecker….
Ino: ok I'm also singing
Fergalicious definicous makes the boys go loco
I see them running down the block jut to see what I got
Fergalicious
I got reasons why I tease him
Boys just come and go like seasons
Fergalicious
Orochimaru: ZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZ
….OH WHAT yawns MAN I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO THAT ALL NIGHT PARTY
KibaMaruZach: ok that was ok whose next
Kiba and Akamaru: I'll go next.
KibaMaruZach: YEA YOU ROC……ok go Kiba and Akamaru
Kiba: walk up to stage ok my act is a magic show
Ok gives Akamaru and self food pill
Akamaru: turns red
Kiba: grows sharp nails TA-DA. Ok for the next part…
Akamaru come on
Akamaru: jumps on Kiba's back and turns into a second Kiba
ARF-ARF
Kiba: he said TA-DA
KibaMaruZach: YOU WERE AWESO…OK cries
Orochimaru: thinks in headwow he has to use all his might and force to hold back from saying Kiba and Akamaru were the best.
KibaMaruZach: cries who wants to go next
Chouji: munches I'll go next munches
KibaMaruZach: let me guess you're gonna need some potato chips.
Chouji: NO SILLY I'll need potato chips AND candy bars.
KibaMaruZach: fine gives Chouji food
Chouji: eats 465,748,356 candy bars and 4,865,947,369,857,096,472,986 bags of potato chips in 43.7865 seconds
KibaMaruZach: WHAT THE H3!! WAS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Chouji: My act and I was also hungry
Orochimaru: licks shurikenTHAT WAS WORSE THAN NARUTO'S ACT….the good news is that I get to use my new shuriken that I've been DIEING to use. But In this case you're the one who will be dieing.
Chouji: runs away screaming
KibaMaruZach: WAY TO SCARE THE FAT KID OROCHIMARU
Orochimaru: sorry who's next
Kisame: I'll go
KibaMaruZach: ok go
Kisame: ok my act is a jaws impersonation stands there
KibaMaruZach: …OK YOU CAN START NOW
Kisame: um I'm doing my act right now
KibaMaruZach: NEXT
Deidara: ok my act is making my art work makes explosive spiders and birds and now makes them explode
Clay spiders and bugs: BOOM!!
KibaMaruZach: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO KILL US!
Deidara: hopeful DID IT WORK!
Everyone: NO!
Deidara: D#
KibaMaruZach: Coughs NEXT
Kakashi: I'll go
KibaMaruZach: ok
Kakashi: my act is comedy
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON A SCALE IT SAID WHOA ONE AT A TIME PLEASE
YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON A CIGGARETTE SHE SAID HEY WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE GOES TO A STRIP CLUB THEY PAY HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHES ON
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN THE THIRD GRADE
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS EXPIRED
YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON ASCALE IT SAID SORRY WE DON'T DO LIVESTOCK
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON A SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED
Everyone: laughs so hard they pee themselves
KibaMaruZach: GREAT JOB WHO'S NEXT
Shino: I'll go
KibaMaruZach: ok
Shino: my act is a flea circus. lets out all bugs
Bugs: Do tricks on small circus equipment
KibaMaruZach: ….oooo….kkkkk
Orochimaru: I thought you rocked
KibaMaruZach: WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY….oh wait you are crazy I mean your in love with sasuke I mean WHO LOVES SASUKE