Phantom of the Opera Psoriasis Cream Commercial

Phantom: "Why was I chained in this cold and dismal place? Not for any mortal sin that I had done butthewickednessofmyabhorrantface!"

Christine: "Oh, Erik! You don't need to suffer anymore. This Montfirmin psoriasis cream will fix you right up."

Phantom: "Not another stupid cream!"

Christine: "No. This one really works. I had it bad on my shoulder once and it cleared it up right quick."

Phantom: "I will try it for your sake, Angel."

Two months later

Setting: A candle-lit cathedral.

The groom, Erik, AKA Gerik Butler, is wearing his Phantom of the Opera garb sans mask. His face is completely free of deformity.

Priest: "I hereby pronounce you man and wife. Gerik, you may kiss the bride."

The Phantom kisses Christine. Cut to the crowd giving them a standing ovation. All the living cast of The Phantom of the Opera including Carlotta (Who is wearing a black dress and a black veil) are there except Raoul and some of the stagehands. Think of me is playing in the background. Cut back to Christine and Erik, who are still kissing. Erik picks up the bride and twirls her around while still kissing her.

Voiceover: "Montfirmin psoriasis cream, still turning your dreams into reality. Available at CVS, Eckerds and other fine drugstores and pharmacies."