A/N: Okay, so this is my first ever fanfiction, enjoy the story...
...and I want you all readers out there to note that I do not own any of the characters in my Fanfiction, other than my OCs.
Oh...And, Constructive Critism is welcome, I really don't mind! Flames will be used to roast my chicken and make it tasty...I hope.
SUMMARY: What does Akatsuki + kittens add up to? Akatsukittens! And what does Akatsukittens + OCs add up to? Lots of randomness! Yay! It started with a normal day at the Akatsuki base and ended with a one-way ticket to hell...through the highway! Can they manage to survive OUR Mordern earth with the 5 OCs, entirely different ways of living, and lots of randomness? Will they even turn back to their normal forms?
The Highway To Hell
Chapter 1: Enter The Earth!
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Kyohaku Takahashi
1st Person P.O.V
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"Damn...life is such a bitch." I grumbled, slipping down the sofa and into my room shoes (slippers). Afterwards dragging myself to the large wooden door, though my eyes never strayed from the T.V.
"I'm coming!" I yell, eyes flickering once to the door knob before I pulled it open.
"Ohmygosh, Kyo! I missed you!" That was the imediate reply I received from the person (people) from the other side of the door as soon as I opened it! The familiar gleaming honey-colored eyes stared me down for a moment, then the over excited girl tackled me, laughing and burrying her face into my neck while sniffing.
"Car-" I started, only to be interrupted by another friend, looking rather annoyed and hopped from foot to foot while glaring at Carrelin "Erm...Kyo, are we welcome in or are we -no, am I- going to have to stand outside all day?" She snapped impatiently.
I forced a laugh before tensing up and shoving -rather roughly, mind you- Carrel away from me and looking at her sternly.
"Uh, we'll catch up with each other later, kay? Come on in then, guys, and tell me why you both are here today."
My OTHER friend, Tsukiko glared once more before allowing herself to enter, dragging with her what seemed like two oversized luggages.
And they are two oversized luggages, one obviously Tsukiko's with the large moon sticker plastered over its dark blue contents.
Oh...yeah, before we continue with the story, let me introduce my friends and I to you all faithful readers.
Carrelin, as you can see, is hyperactive. Can't keep still, that girl, but she isn't as annoying as Tobi from Naruto Shippuden. That girl also has trust issues. Can't seem to trust anyone but us 4, by that I mean that we hung up in a group of 5. Carrelin Robrila is the only foreigner in our group, having hailed from US and had come here at the age of 9 to escape the torture of her life. We don't really mind, though, it expands our knowledge of the world and all...She has floaty shoulder length hair in a silverish-blonde color and bangs that somehow extends a little below her eyebrows. Her hair is straight...extremely straight, I mean it, and is smooth to the extreme. Her eyes, like I said, were honey-colored with flecks of hazel in them. Now she is wearing an oversized denim jacket over her white singlet with tight three-quater jeans.
Then there is Tsukiko. When we first met her, she was a loner whom was a failure at her studies...cause she spends the periods daydreaming about her future and the Lala land. (Serious!) She glares at everyone, everything, and worst still, every teacher, somehow causing the world to be uncomfortable around her. Typical Uchiha attitude, if you ask me, and she'd fit right in! Too bad I was the one born with the looks! Tsukiko Miterashi. It took us a long time to be her friend, let along BFF. But somehow we managed...Tsukiko has dark brown hair with (Apparently natural) dark blue streaks across them, and dark brown eyes. Today she wore a loosely fitted kimono, and had her hair held in place by a chopstick? Ah, probably because she had traditional japanese dance class everyone in her family line had to attend.
Then there is me! My name? Kyohaku Takahashi. I can't really explain how I act because when it comes to myself, I am extremely blind. My parents are away on a mourning vacation. No, serious. My little brother, Boshoku (Mostly called Shoku) had died in a tragic accident that paralyzed my legs for a month. There! That is the reason why I hadn't seen my friends for such a long time. I don't want to explain the accident, it always makes me cry. I hate Uchiha Itachi! Now, what is the connection, you may ask. He managed to keep his little brother Sasgay-with-the-chicken-ass alive! While...Shoku had to die. Anyways, I have mid-back black and gray hair, with soft hair framing my face in a side parting. I don't bother about looks, which is the reason why I always looked dreadful to see before I shower in the morning. I tie my hair into a low (and high when in school) ponytail or none at all. Today its tied. I am wearing an old, worn-down yukata with cherry blossom designs.
Now...I'd like to introduce my other two friends but apparently, we all want to get back to our story...no?
"So...why are you both here?" I asked, glancing at the luggages every once in awhile. "Are you...planning to stay?"
"Bingo!" Tsukiko laughed and slapped my back. Not often, but surprisingly, now.
"Welllll, Kyo-chan, we heard about the accident and thought that a 3-month stay will cheer you up!" Carrel explained in her cutest voice.
"Yeah...soo, everyone (the other 2) else is coming?"
I dreaded the nod. Unfortunately it was evident in both their movements.
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Akatsuki 3rd Person POV
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"Off! Tobi, stop playing with my tail, un!" You didn't hear wrongly when you heard Deidara say 'tail'.
"Awww..." The hyperactive black cat with an orange lollipop-like face said. "Tobi is a good boy!" He pounced again. There goes the duo, running around the cramped, brown box they were trapped in.
"Fuck you, Kakuzu!" Yowled a nearby kitten, with whitish fur and purple eyes. He glared at the brown one with stitch-like markings on its body, which the other kitten was happy to return.
And then...Bam!
Hidan was knocked away rudely by the blonde, while Kakuzu was trampled over by the lolli (yayz! Will Madara be angry with meh?) "Fuck you, Deidara!" Hidan yowled, scrambling to his feet and in return to the blonde's rude gesture, chased after him.
"Silence!" Pein, the orange tom with piercing-like markings yowled. Realizing that wasn't going to work, he added, "Stop your movements!"
They all froze.
"Do you realise we are not humans anymore? Can you three be more serious about this! This is important! In these kitty forms we are absolutely vulnerable, humans can do whatever they want to us!"
Slowly, Deidara nodded. "I agree, hm. But stop Tobi from chasing after me first, un."
Hidan's words of wisdom (note the sarcasm) were, "Stop the fucker Deidara from fucking knocking over me fucking first!"
And Tobi... "Is Tobi a good boy?"
"I want to plan somethi-" Pein was interrupted by the sudden movement of the box, tumbling to his side in shock.
"Someone is here."
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Arashi Namida &
Izumi Yoshida
3rd Person P.O.V
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"Arg! Damn it!" Arashi yelled, kicking the box angrily. Not in a good mood today...someone. Izumi looked at her friend, concerned.
"You shouldn't kick boxes like that, you know?" She mumbled.
But Arashi wasn't listening. A series of -shocked- yowls echoed from the box, startling the angry girl.
"Didja here that, Izu, or is it just my imagination?" Arashi asked, eyes flickering around nervously.
"I heard that, yep!" Izumi responded cheerfully and proceeded to open up the box, ignoring Arashi's protests.
"Ohmyjashin!" The girl fumbled around her words hurriedly, "Kittens!"
Arashi peered over the box, "you're right!" She said before a gleam took over her eyes.
"I think we should bring this along with us. Don't you think it will cheer Kyo-san up?"
At this, Izumi bounced, and there was another yowl from the kittens. "Yay! Kyo-chan will be pleased! Yay!" She yelled, grinning, and took off to the direction of their friend's home.
Okay, thats it for today! See ya the next chapter. Just cause I don't want to describe again, I had typed down character descriptions here, make sure you read throughly.
-Name: Kyohaku Takahashi
Gender: Female
Age: 18
Zodiac: Gemini
Relations: Mother, Karin Utagure. Father, Norino Takahashi.
Deceased brother, Boshoku Takahashi
Looks: Has mid-back black hair and soft bangs that falls to her chin. Bangs frame her face, parted more to the left. Her hair is usually tied in a ponytail or none at all. She has icy blue colored eyes from who-knows-where and fair, pale skin.
Strength: She is still able to think in the worst of times and can devise a plan and act, not freezing like some people
Weakness: Is Nyctophobic and claustrophobic(With character flaws)
-Name: Carrelin Robrila
Gender: Female
Age: 19
Zodiac: Leo
Relations: Step-mother, Karrol Peterson. Father, Author Robrila
Looks: She has floaty shoulder length hair in a silverish-blonde color and bangs that somehow extends a little below her eyebrows. Her hair is straight...extremely straight, and is smooth to the extreme. Her eyes are honey-colored with flecks of hazel in them. She has tanned skin.
Strength: She has super stamina and runs long distances, no problem.
Weakness: Has trust issues and is hyperactive (With character flaws)
-Name: Tsukiko Miterashi
Gender: Female
Age: 18
Zodiac: Capricorn
Relations: (Her family -like a clan- is very big so I'm not naming)
Looks: Tsukiko has dark brown hair that reaches her waist with dark blue natural streaks across them. It has a little curl at the end. She also has deep brown eyes of nothingness and a scowl evident on her face every time she is not smiling.
Strength: She is an extremely good dancer and is flexible
Weakness: She has the lazy brain of a Nara. Daydreaming is all she does. (Also has character flaws of course! No mary-sue!)
-Name: Arashi Namida
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Zodiac: Scorpio
Relations: Mother, Tamashi Yaminaro. Father, Kikodo Namida. Older sister, Akashi Namida. Older Brother, Itami Namida
Looks: She has milky brown hair that cascades to her knees in waves. Her hair is thick, but easily tamed. Hair is dyed, lower it is, the darker hair color. She has 100% black eyes with unseen pupils and all and she has fair, though brownish skin.
Strength: She is goddamn smart
Weakness: Her mind is not flexible (And other character flaws)
-Name: Izumi Yoshida
Gender: Female
Age: 19
Zodiac: Taurus
Relations: (her family is also big and I'm not gonna name them~)
Looks: She has auburn ringlets that falls to (just above) her shoulders. Her hair is a thin, silky like quality, and is bouncy. Very. Bouncy. Her eyes are twin pools of gentleness, soft and soft. Well, the color is, well,
golden-ish brown.
Strength: She is very kind and gentle.
Weakness: She is too easy to fool. (With character flaws)
M'kay, this is it! Bye Bye! C'ya all next time!