The Dreaming Hamster Thingy

Yes, yes, we don't own Hamtaro, or any of his little friends, or them humans.

One morning, at the clubhouse, all of the ham-hams were having fun having a picnic.

Hamtaro, Boss, Bijou, and Oxnard were all at a blanket, Pashmina, Howdy, Dexter, and Penelope were at a blanket, Sandy, Stan, Maxwell, and Snoozer (for some reason) were at a blanket, and (my favorite characters) Cappy and Panda were at a blanket having their delectable lunches that were exquisitely and unimaginably so delicious that all of them kept eating their lunches they were all so full that they couldn't even move.

After lunch, since they couldn't move, they decided to take a nap. They slept for hours. Hamtaro dreamt of dancing in the clouds. Boss dreamt of Bijou, being with her, and feeding her grapes. (?) Bijou had dreams of Hamtaro and herself, being in France, what with it's cheese and wine. Oxnard was dreaming of being on a date with Pepper, who had given him mounds and mounds of sunflower seeds. He dreamt of eating them with her.

Penelope, Pashmina, Howdy, and Dexter all decided to take naps too. Howdy dreamt of being a wealthy King-ham and having Pashmina as his Queen-ham with Dexter as their hopeless servant that brought them food and stuff. Dexter dreamt of the same thing as Howdy (except he wasn't the servant). Pashmina dreamt about being in a ravenous paradise filled with pink flowers, clouds, sky, (just about everything was pink) and with Penelope by her side. Penelope didn't have a dream; it was a nightmare. Pashmina died in her nightmare then so did everyone else, so she had to live in a orphanage with a whole bunch of smelly weird other baby-hams and she had to work at a can factory and a clothes hanger factory all at the same time.

Stan was having a dream about dancing with some lady-hams. He was the best in a dancing tournament and won a neat trophy. Sandy dreamt about Maxwell. She dreamt that they were married (tee hee) and had little baby-hams. She was a master gymnast and had lots of trophies around. Maxwell dreamed of being married to Sandy also, but they were in a huge ham-sized library, with all the books he'd ever want to read. Snoozer, who always slept anyway, had dreams of being awake. He'd go on adventures, eat sunflower seeds, play with the other ham-hams, and he was happy and having lots of fun.

Cappy was having dreams about going around the world collecting EVERY SINGLE CAP there ever was, and then wearing them where ever he went. Panda had a dream that he was the most famous and well-known builder in the whole entire ham-universe, he had built the most things in the world more than any other hamster.

All the ham-hams were having wonderful dreams, except Penelope, and they dreamed for hours. They laid there, at their little picnic blankets, and slept. It was getting quite late and if no one woke them up, they would be late in returning to their humans. That would be terrible. But they didn't know it was late because they were sleeping. Otherwise they would be returning. But they were still sleeping, dreaming. What would their humans do if they were missing? Well they had better wake up soon, dang it.

But as luck may have it, the hamsters never woke up, their humans did return home, and each owner did realize that their hamster was missing. The owners of the hamsters were furious. They lit their torches and grabbed their pitchforks and got ready for the hunt for those naughty ham-hams.

The humans searched and searched high and low for the missing naughty ham-hams, but they couldn't find them. They were getting angrier. They threw their pitchforks at people and set the forest ablaze. It was a riot! But some other people joined for no reason, too, they did it for fun! The ham-hams, however, were peacefully dreaming at their secret picnic spot. The humans wanted their hams and started searching around the next town, too. Maybe they were there…

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Woo hoo! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!