Me: Okay, this is an itsy bitsy, teeny-tiny little series of short stories about our favorite alien trio!~

Kisshu: Oh! OH! … Its us, right? Right?

Me: YES! YES IT IS! Good job, Kisshu! Now, dear readers, these are short-stories about how the alien trio thinks after a long, hard day of getting their butts handed to them, which after a while turns out to be just a normal day. Kisshu could you pretty please recite the disclaimer?

Kisshu: Okay! DISCLAIMER: WOLFBANE-CHAN DOES NOT OWN TOKYO MEW MEW, ITS CHARACTERS OF ANY AFFILIATES.

Me: Mhmm! So, on with the short-story :)

It was quiet and peaceful through the alien's ship, since Pai was the only one there. Taruto and Kisshu went out to 'Kick some serious feminine butt' as Kish had stated before this departure, and decided to drag Taruto with him to 'watch and learn from a master'. They had been gone for a few hours now, and Pai knew his shipmates well; They had probably ended up separating and getting into a ton of trouble, but for now, that wasn't the eldest alien's problem. Nope, he was just relaxing calmly after a week of utter failures and a slight spaz-out from Deep Blue. It was very nice and quiet, and he was drifting into sleep when Kisshu teleported into the room with a loud groan to announce his painful defeat.

"Ugh, Kisshu wha-?" Pai looked over the green-haired boy in utter shock. Kish had a black-eye, no shirt and he was soaking wet. "What happened to you? Wait, I'm not even sure I want to know..."

"I went after the Mew Mews, and I created this eel Chimera Anima, and the Mews defeated it, and I got a black eye." He said, flopping down next to his older comrade. "So, after that little fight, I decided to kinda stalk Ichigo-"

" 'Kinda stalk'? What does that mean? " Pai cut in with a strong glare.

"I followed her."

"Oh..."

"Anyways, I kinda stalked her, and it was SO hot out on earth today, so I took my shirt off. Then, she saw me following her, and got mad..."

"I see... Hey, wheres Taruto?"

"Oh, right! I made him come stalk Ichigo with me. When she found me, she tried to punch me, so I used him as a shield."

"You WHAT? KISSHU!" Pai fumed, his voice a threatening tone. "Kisshu, how could you... I'm going to regret asking this, but what happened next?"

"Oh, well, she chased me to the river, and then pushed me in when I tried to kiss her. Then, I came back to the good old ship!" Kish smiled brightly, proud that his day was... 'productive'.

Just then, there was a ripple in the air, and Taruto appeared. His appearance shocked both Pai and Kisshu. He was dusty, dirty had a large bruise on his cheek and his hands were tied behind his back.
"T-T-Taruto?" Pai squeaked. He wasn't sure if he should laugh or dread what was coming. "Wh-what.. What, uh, happened to you?"

"Well, after Kisshu USED MY FACE AS A SHIELD AND ABANDONED ME," The brunette boy started with a glare. "I was in too much pain to move, and guess who found me and tried to kidnap me? UGH!" and with that, Taruto stormed off. Then he reappeared, since he was stilled tied up. "Pai... Can you please untie me?"

The dusk-eyed teen gave a simple nod and examined the knots. "These are very complex knots!" He remarked, tugging and pulling to undo them. "Who tied these?"

"... Pudding did." The youngest one muttered quite bitterly. "She said I was bleeding and needed to go to something called a hospital, but I wouldn't go, so she tried to drag me there...". He walked away to his room, obviously exhausted from todays antics.

Pai cracked a smile. Even he had to admit, it was kind of a cute story, except for Kisshu's part in it.

"Ugh. I gotta say, I'm pretty jealous of the runt! HE has a girl who cares enough to kidnap him to the hospital! And I get pushed in the damn river by MY girlfriend! How does he do it?" Kish complained, sinking enviously into his chair. "I mean, does he have tricks or something? Well, if he does, I'm going to go find out! Taruto! Hey!", then the alien rushed to Taruto's room.

Pai stared after him with a rather amused sigh, and closed his eyes. Then he heard a loud crash; Kish had obviously said something that angered Taruto. "Yes." The lavender-haired alien remarked with a grin. "Just a normal day!"

Me: … Well? Review please!

Kisshu: That was pretty short.

M e: Thats the point, you idiot! SHORT-STORIES.

Kisshu: Ohh, right. Well, review pleaaaaaaaaaaasse!

Me: And update for 'School Days' is coming up soon, so check out my profile often or subscribe! Kay, see you next chapter!