Disclaimer: Don't own Xiaolin Showdown, cause if I did, I would make it into a movie!
Roxanne: (Summary) ok this story has comedy, action, romance, music (yes it's sort of a musical), and of course my favorite: RAMDOMNESS! Including mayor crossovers and diss fights! If you liked my story I'm Back, then you'll love this one! After the monks' attempt to defeat me, I'm return for revenge MUAHAHAHAHAHA! This time I'm packed with crossovers, twists and turns, unreasonable beating and insults, enemies that want to beat the crap out of each other, and LOVE! Yes love, there will be pairings, can you say crash and burn?
Serena: Chapter 1, something strange! And in this story I'm not a cat anymore, I'm a black puma! YAY FOR ME!
Roxanne: yes instead of an obnoxious, annoying dangerous kitty, she is now an obnoxious, annoying, deadly man-eating (except for me) puma! By the way, I would also like to thank the reviews, you rock, especially you DramaQueen20000, cause you're right I AM AS RANDOM AND CRAZY AS YOU yay! (starts banging her face on the wall for no reason)
Serena: WTF are you doing?
Roxanne: shut up and bang with me! (gosh that sounded wrong) (grabs Serena and starts banging both of their faces on the wall)
Serena: DON'T I (ow) GET ANY (ow) ANIMAL (ow) PRIVELEGES! (ow) WHY ME? (OW!)
Kimiko's POV:
It has been days since we had any action. (Roxanne: thanks to me!) After Roxanne became a Xiaolin dragon, the dragon of our worst nightmare, she has been taking advantage of her powers. Don't get me wrong, she pretty cool and all, but she kept flirting with all the guys (especially Raimundo, not including Omi) and copying my styles!
And her cat Serena who was just as annoying and obnoxious as her was developing a crush on Dojo! After a few weeks, she betrayed us (what a surprise) and went to the Heylin side and flirted with all the guys there as well. Unfortunately, she betrayed them too and caused mayhem to everyone like the evil slut she is.
Nobody's POV:
"Sheng Gon Wu alert people!" Dojo called.
"What is it Dojo my love?" Omi said as everyone gave disgusted looks.
"Well, there is good news and bad news" Dojo explained. "the bad news is that THIS Shen Gon Wu is so far the most powerful of all and if we don't get it soon enough it could be the end of the world because Wu's powers go into different dimensions and whoever holds it can have total power of each world in the dimensions! The bad news is that IT IS hidden in another dimension and we don't even know its name."
"Dude, you said bad news twice" Rai corrected.
"Oh yeah, that means there…is no good news"
The monks groaned.
"Not to worry young dragons" Master Fung began "I guess the only good news is that Dojo came up with a potion to create the portal to the dimension were the Shen Gon Wu is located, the only problem is you only have 3 days to find it before the portal closes."
"Master Fung, WHERE are we supposed to look for it exactly?" Clay questioned.
"Well, you'll have to go undercover in this new world as students, because the Sheng Gon Wu is located somewhere in that school"
"Yes! Now I will experience of what it is like to be in school!" Omi cried.
"Chicks here I come!" Rai said smirking at Kimiko.
Later that day…
The gang was ready for their first day of school. Clay and Rai were dressed in the same clothes as always except for Kimiko(of course) and Omi who was dressed in different clothes (Omi was dressed in the clothes Jermaine gave him in My Homey Omi). Kimiko was dressed in a spaghetti straps shirt, and faded blue jeans with a cute ponytail with blue highlights and bangs (Serena: hey didn't you do that kind of hairstyle on yourself once?) (Roxanne: oh shut the fuckup).
As they were riding Dojo towards their new school, they hoped this new world would hopefully be easy to handle.
"Ok gang we're here! I'll let you off behind the bushes so we won't draw any attention." Dojo said.
"Ok bye Dojo! Hopefully this will be a good first day of school and we won't meet anybody familiar" Kimiko said referring to her inner selves on their last episode.
As the monks climbed off and headed for school, two dark figures were watching them. (Serena: and you can guess who they were)
"Good luck Xiaolin monks, because you're poorly unaware of whose school you are going to" said the first dark figure.
"Yes, and what events lay ahead" said the second dark figure grinning evilly.
Roxanne: well, that's it for chapter 1! What plans do I have ready for them? Hahahaha (laughing coolly)
Serena: yes MUAHAHAHAHA! (Unlike me, she laughs like a maniac)
Roxanne: (I slap her) work on your evil laugh next time you bitch