Author's Note = I do not own anything of Dead Space or Bad Company.
The Bad Space Chatroom!
Me: Hi guys, welcome to the first episode of Bad Space Chat, where all of your favorite people from Dead Space and Bad Company get together and enjoy a good talk.
Haggard: Hey, you said I get to blow stuff up!
Baby Necromorph: *grumbles in its own language*
Me: Haggard, not yet. You need to wait until the end of the show.
Haggard: Fine… you bastard.
Sweetwater: Now Haggard, no swearing to our sweet host that allowed this.
Me: Eh… thanks Sweetwater… I guess…
Issac: *looks at the baby Necromorph* But why the necromorphs?
Me: *picks up the baby Necromorph* because they are so cute and plus, I thought it'd be interesting to hear what they say.
Baby Necromorph: *stares evilly at Issac before sitting down in my lap*
Issac: Fine, just keep the freaks under control.
Me: I'll try, but they'll still try to tear your head off. Now, time for the show!
-Twinkle Twinkle Little Star plays as the theme song-
Issac: God damn it! How dare you play that scary song!
Me: *giggles* Come on, Issac. I thought you were tough and only got scared by things that jump out at you from vents.
Haggard: Hehe… He's more of a pussy than Sweetwater facing an army by himself.
Sweetwater: *shakes head and becomes quiet for the rest of the show*
Me: Anyways, here is the first question, coming from your host. Issac, what would you do if you were a Necromorph?
Issac: Hmm… depends on what kind of Necromorph you are talking about.
Me: A kid Necromorph.
Issac: Than I'd kill all my friends and play ball while waiting for more friends to kill.
Haggard: Why not be one that explodes?
Sarge: Haggard, stop it with the exploding shit or else.
Haggard: Yes Sarge…
Me: Anyways, I think it's time to sign off for the day.
Issac: Wait, you are bringing that thing with you, right?
Me: Bye everyone!
Issac: Wa- *gets stabbed by the baby necromorph*
-Time of Dying plays as the ending theme-