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Rules and Secrets

In fourth year Sirius had acquired the title of both Hogwarts Hottest Guy, and Hogwarts Most Eligible Bachelor. He kept Most Eligible Bachelor until he ran away from home and lost the Black fortune. He kept Hottest Guy until he graduated and even then he lost it on a technicality. Apparently you had to actually attend Hogwarts to be considered one of its hottest guys.

In this time it was assumed that he dated a different girl every week, like the previous title holder, Lucius Malfoy. A popular rumor spoke of a list of girls he had planned out for every week, one for every day. Many a girl claimed a broken heart at his expense. All of them were lies.

The curious thing about Hogwarts is that the harder one tries to suppress a secret, the more widely it spreads, a rule known as "The Rule of Common Knowledge". The exceptions to this rule all belong to the Marauders, namely Remus's "furry little problem" and the relationship between Messrs. Moony and Padfoot. The "Furry Little Problem" secret was successfully kept for seven years, the "Puppy Love" secret for four years. The Marauders were the only people in Hogwarts history to defy "The Rule of Common Knowledge" and keep a relevant secret for more then two months. But what do you expect? The Marauders had always believed that rules were made to be broken.