It was an average day in the Harmonia household. White was feeding Persian while N was studying mystical regions with Giovanni (N had become rather confused when White had asked him to make Giovanni Gray's godfather. He'd thought he was asking Giovanni to become his father, so he ran at the older man crying out in joy "DADDY! WE ARE FAMILY! Giovanni's a Harmonia now!" Giovanni had accepted the position after laughing.).
Young Gray Harmonia was currently standing in a bathroom, thoughtfully looking through drawers.
He closed one drawer with a sigh and opened another, convinced that Giovanni had treasure in here somewhere. His daddy wouldn't have mentioned their "treasures" to Giovanni telling him to "shut up" for nothing! Maybe it's whole stack of rare candies! Gray thought excitedly, cerulean eyes gleaming. Giovanni wouldn't have gone so red if he wasn't hiding a stack of rare candies in his bathroom!
He continued to paw through the drawers with renewed vigor and finally came across a strange looking white and blue box. I've found it! Gray thought with glee, dancing around the bathroom. But what is it? Pausing his merry dance, he squinted at the strange writing on the box and scowled. I dunno what it says! Gah!
"Gray! Lunch is ready now!" his mom called. At the mention of food, he ran straight for the kitchen, box forgotten.
A short time later, N walked into that same bathroom to begin snooping. He was very confused with what Giovanni had mentioned earlier- he'd said that Pokémon had no magical fun spots and would not tell him why. Giovanni knows everything. The answer has to be in- Yay, a box! He ran for the box and opened it the minute it was in his hand. In the box were four diamond shaped pills.
"Why does Giovanni have special rare candies in his bathroom? And where's mine?" he whined out loud. "I want some candies!" Opening one compartment, he studied the pill and decided that "Pifizer" meant "Five levels up" in doctor language. He swallowed it and smiled happily. I must be a Level 100 now!
Half an hour later, N felt really strange. His head was hurting a little and everything was blue.
"N? Are you okay?" snapping his head around, he saw White gazing at him with concern. Seeing her made him even happier than usual! He wanted happy time with her. Really badly!
"Yes..." he said with a sultry tone to his voice."Of course I'm okay, princess." she blushed (well, her cheeks looked dark blue to him so it was hard to tell) but shook her head.
"Not now, N."
"Why not?" N whined, picking her off of her feet and running for their bedroom. "I wanna make love!" longing was in her eyes, but she continued to shake her head.
"Gray's awake. So's Giovanni. We're... loud." he giggled at that.
"You're loud," he corrected with a kiss.
They were halfway there when the door opened.
"Mom?" White sprang from N and smiled sheepishly at their son.
"Hi, honey. Is anything wrong?" she asked, distractedly. N scowled at the roof.
"Yes... why's there a tent in Dad's pants? And why are you red?" Gray was very confused. N's strange feeling was coming back and he didn't like this wave as much.
"Um..." White had no explanation. "Well..."
"Stop using harden!" N suddenly recoiled into the bed post, holding his penis.
"Dad?"
"Gray, honey, go play with Giovanni, okay?"
"But what's wrong with Dad's spermies?" White groaned and covered her eyes.
"Oh Arceus..."
"Dad told me," Gray replied smugly. "Spermies can fly!"
"No, Penis! I said STOP using harden, not continue! It hurts." N wailed. Giovanni walked into the room, accompanied by Persian.
"Giovanni, what's wrong with Daddy's spermies?" young Gray asked, tugging on his jacket. He says it won't stop using harden."
"Why are the magic rare candies doing this?" an unhappy N asked. "Is my penis falling off?"
Giovanni went red. White covered her eyes and swore.
"Mom, what's a penis?"
Well, here's the Prologue for Gray's fic! The first chapter takes place in a few months time :) Hopefully Gray does not find any "magical rare candies."