Peter B. Parker hated Monday's, so when he had a chance to travel around to some new unseen dimensions. He knew just where to go which is why he's currently sitting beside an orange cat eating lasagna.
"You know-" Peter says between bites."You just get me."
Garfield gives him a paws up and Peter nods in appreciation. "I actually just got back together with my wife last year. We're having a baby that's due any minute now but you know I just wanted to have one last, not a dad time."
Garfield didn't know as he preferred the life of a bachelor. His owner Jon, however, didn't share that preference. Jon was currently on his honeymoon on some tropical island having the time of his life while Garfield was stuck with Odie being occasionally visited by one of Liz's vet friends.
It was torture for Garfield. Liz's friend refused to give him lasagna and had him eating-Garfield shudders- cat food. So when this random guy knocked on his door with lasagna Garfield immediately let him in. He was that hungry.
"I like you, Peter," Garfield said digging his mouth into the lasagna. Peter B. Parker didn't speak cat, he wasn't spider-pig after all, so all he heard was a meow.
Peter took it as a sound of respect and just nodded his head. "Thanks, Garfield, you're like the closest thing I have to a best friend. Cause you know my old one wants to kill me and is still in love with my wife."
"What?" Garfield says. Peter didn't understand him but read the confusion on the cat's face and said. "It's complicated."
"Isn't everything?" Garfield responds but Peter again doesn't understand him because Garfield is a cat.
"Yeah." Peter B. Parker says awkwardly, "Hey, want to hear about the time I had a bunch of clones of me running around? One even became a vampire! Or the time an alternate me sold his daughter's soul to a demon. MJ did not like that version of me let me tell you-"
Peter B. Parker starts talking about it but his mind drifts elsewhere. To other dimensions unvisited. To other versions of spider-men, women, girls, and spider-pig.
God, he missed the alternate spider-men but it wasn't like he could travel to their dimension and invite them to his and MJ's baby shower. Oh, wait.
Peter B. Parker gets up. His lasagna is half-eaten. "Hey, I gotta go my wife's having a baby shower and there are some people I need to invite. Nice meeting you, Garfield." He pauses and says with tears on the brim of his eyes. "You're my hero."
Garfield watches as Peter B. Parker presses a button and disappear into a colorful vortex. When Peter B. Parker's gone and it's Garfield and Odie once again. Garfield looks at Peter B. Parker's unfinished lasagna and with a shrug, he eats it.
After he's done, his belly pops up full. Garfield groans at his overeating, declaring quietly to himself, "I really hate Monday's."