Authors Note: Hi my wonderful awesome beings who have ever so kindly clicked my story! These are some things I have learned in my life.... and when I say learn I mean like literally learn like EXPERIENCE learn. So.. yeah. Enjoy!
LIFE LESSONS
Don't put twinkies on pizza
Don't put salt on a slug
Don't text hobos
Don't bet your bottom
Dry wall isn't very strong
Towels don't taste like ice cream
Christopher Columbus isn't a pilgrim
When someone is practicing their golf swing and says not to go behind them... DON'T go behind them
Don't text while rollerblading
Having gay guy friends can be really helpful
When you have to get up early the next day stay up late
Don't snowboard in California unless you have very padded pants on
If someone you don't know calls you, answer and flip out on them
Don't drink milk before doing a contact sport
Don't lose your laptop, iPod, phone, etc.
Don't wear short-shorts in the winter
Don't trade pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. with someone unless you have tried it out
Don't text while riding a bike
Try not to throw up while in a car
DON'T get medicine in a liquid if you don't have to
Always bring headphones when going on an airplane
If you are going to do band, DON'T do the flute
Well, there ya go! I hope you liked it. :) There will only be two chapters so... ya