Enemy in Retreat

A/N: Um. This short fic will contain slight.. erm.. licky-ness XD between 2 male characters from the show.

Disclaimer: Just a fan of the show. No legal rights to it.

"Forman! Get in here, now!"

'Uh oh. The big scary curly-haired dude found the secret base! What are you going to do Commando Joe?' Eric was sitting on the couch in his parent's basement, playing with his action figures, he had previously set up bases in Hyde's room..

"Forman!"

"What's up?" Eric played it cool. Kind of playing dumb and pretended to be interested on why Hyde yelled at him to enter this forbidden lair.. which contained no more then 6, no, 7 hidden bases. One under his bed, 2 somewhere hidden under a pile of clothes on the floor..

"What did I tell you? I thought I made it very clear to you not to enter my room unless I'm here to supervise you. You could have stumbled upon adult magazines.. and if your mother found out that your eyes looked upon sinful acts, I may get in trouble." Hyde nodded his head and shook his finger in Eric's direction.

Eric laughed and leaned against the wall and crossed his arms. "You're very funny you know that?"

Hyde grinned on the comment. "Took you ages to figure that out huh?"

"But you know? There should be a law saying that grown men like your self shouldn't keep Girl Scout cookie magazines under his mattress. Might frighten the mothers." Eric was about to gloat before being chased out of the room by an annoyed Hyde.

"You know- if you stop running away like a little putz that you are-" Hyde chased Eric around the furniture several times before he tackled him to the couch and pinned Eric's hands over his head. "you might get some respect."

Both Hyde and Eric had to catch their breath. Hyde noticed that Eric didn't even try to struggle or attempt to push him off. He just looked up at him with this wild expression. "Ha. So you finally accept your role in life. A cushion!" Hyde turned around and collapsed with his back on Eric, finding it to be very comfortable indeed.. which surprised him greatly because he figured that since Eric is so thin he appeared to be bony.. "Goodnight."

"Get off! You're heavy!" Poor Eric. Even with all his mustered up strength, along with the Jedi power, he could not push the bigger male off. He was about to admit defeat but before he thought of something..

"You know Forman.." Hyde began when Eric stopped moving around so much, "if you go and clean up your mess, I'll forgive you. Plus, if you do my laundry and bring my meals down to my room, I'll get off you."

No reply.

"So? What do you think? Fair d-" wait a second.. something warm and wet slide across his ear! Hyde got rigid and a sense of tingle ness was sent down his spine. He jumped off Eric and started rubbing the area where he just been licked! "What was that!"

There was this huge grin on Eric's face, he wiped his lips and sat up. "Got you off me didn't it?"

Hyde swallowed nervously. A side he never saw before. "Whatever. I'm going to bed." He walked into his room and closed the door behind him. He collapsed on his bed then remembered why he called him in his room in the first place.. those blasted toys were still scattered on his floor..

"Er-" better not.. he was too tired and still nervous from being licked.. Still.. it wasn't bad.. and it sent those tingly sensations down his spine.. bah. Better not think too much on it. He covered himself and rolled over and fell asleep.

Eric on the other hand, touched his lips and was still shocked when the taste of Hyde lingered.

He looked down and picked up his Commander Joe, "Success in sending the enemy in retreat, Leader Eric!"

Gradually the gang entered the basement, with Hyde still in his room, drooling on his pillow.