My Great Idea For Hannah Montanna
A/N: Attention! Hannah Montanna Movie spoiler alert!!!
Lily: Hey Miley, what's wrong?
Miley: The usual Lily; I don't know what to do! I really don't want to live with this secret. I mean, I know I have all the great things that everyone dreams about, like being rich, being famous, being a role model, meeting celebrities, endorsments, and everything else, and I know I also don't have to deal with all of those things like paparazzi and stalking fans and a ton of critisism, but that isn't ENOUGH for me! I hate having a secret! Do you know how hard it is for someone like me to keep a secret? And so I just thought I would make you solve my problem. THINK OF WHAT I SHOULD DO!
Lily: Ok Miley. Even though you always treat me like crap, never take me to any of your cool concerts and never let me meet celebrities, I will still do everything in my power to keep your secret and to make your life perf-
Miley: I got it! I'll make a very dramatic, suspenseful trailer to a movie about my life and my decision! And then at the end, when it looks like I'm going to have to FINALLY make a decision, I DON'T!!! I will not choose to be only Hannah, and not only Miley, but BOTH!!! As if I wasn't living that before!! And then, to save the say, I will write a catchy song/dance called the Hoedown Throughdown to make everyone think that my movie was great! My plan is genious, and then my new dance will be just as cool and all the rage as the Soulja Boy dance!! Thanks, I guess, for your help… Lilac. I gotta go tell this to my daddy, who I made give up his life and dream of becoming a rock star and a celebrity just to take care of me!! Isn't I excellent!
Lily: It's not Lilac….. it's Lily…
TADA!!! I know it sucks, but deal with it! Review please!