Me: Hahahahahahahahahaha XD.

Matthew: Please excuse her she just found out about me and my brother's dispute.

Alfred: She doesn't own Hetalia, but this is not over Mattie.

Matthew: Bring it on!

*Both grab leaf blowers.*

Me: Now onto the story.

It was a beautiful Sunday morning on the US and Canadian border it was the perfect location to live. Alfred F. Jones walked out of his home with his leaf blower in his left hand and his dust mask on his face. Breathing in the Sunday air, he started up the leaf blower. Whistling softly, the blonde-haired blue eyed American started to blow the leaves from his yard. After a few minutes no leaves were present in his yard. Just as he began to walk away he heard another leaf blower starting up. He turned around to see his Canadian friend had decided to do his yard work also, failing to realize that the leaves that he got rid of end up in the Canadian's yard. 'Now what was his name? Oh yeah. His name is Matthew.' Alfred thought as he walked towards Matthew with his leaf blower in his right hand. Matthew had begun to blow the leaves from his yard thus, the leaves started to land onto Alfred's yard. Alfred casually fired up his leaf blower and blew the leaves back into Matthew's yard. The two blew leaves into each other's yard for about 5 minutes before both of the men realized how silly they were acting. But things went downhill. The two started to fight. Deputy Arthur came up to check out the problem. Matthew claimed that Alfred head-butted him but, Alfred claims that Matthew hit his leaf blower with a hammer and knocked his dust mask off. After hearing both sides Deputy Arthur couldn't determine whose fault it was. So he let both guys go free of charge and he left.

"So…" Alfred started after the Deputy had left. "Are going to forget about this whole dispute?"

"Let's just forget about it." Matthew said as he placed his hand out in front of him. Alfred gave a small nod and shook the Canadian's hand. With that the two neighbors turned around and walked back into their houses never truly forgetting what had happened.

Well that's it. I thought it was pretty funny when my mom told me about it so I just had to Google it and I found it. (My mom also came up with the name.)

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