It's a bright sunny day in the barn and Lapis wakes up to find Peridot missing. She shrugs and goes to the TV. As she flies up the the television set, she bumps into a black haired boy.

"Hey watch it!" The boy says.

"Shut the fuck up!" Lapis says, "I'm not your prisoner!"

She then sits down by the TV and turns on favorite show. Wow Wow Wubsie. The boy is impressed in her choice of shows and sits to watch too.

"What's your name?"

"Danny Phantom" says Daniel Phantom.

"I'm Lapis Lazuli. I am new to this planet."

"I know Earth pretty ok. I can show you around." he replies.

"I suppose."

Lapis spreads her water wings and follows the emo boy to the town. There they go to a Rite Aid. Danny holds the door for Lapis and they go in. He shows her around but soon his bladder grows full from excitement. Dabniel has never had a friend picks up a Shrek the Third DVD and studies it close.

"Dennys, buy this for me." He nods and takes out his wallet from his Danny Phannypack. He's so excited that a warm yellow liquid flows from his pants. Lazuli stares and laughs. Dillon is embarassed and saves himself by saying:

"It's tradition to pee in a Rite Aid"

Lapiss grows silent and stares a cold stare. He blushes and buys the DVD and they leave. The Rite Aid clerk watches in horror as they leave. He hates his job. He hates his life.

The two head to a Best Buy. Lapis runs through the aisles and spots a familiar triangle.

"Peridot?"

"Lazuli! Why are you here?"

"Dennis Phantomhive is showing me around town."

"Oh." Peridot leaves. Duke walks up and points to a photocopier.

"On Earth those take pictures." Lapis is amazed and she lowers his stained pants. He blushes a tomato red. "L-Lapis..."

She looks deep at his unusually small penis. It grows hard like a proud oak tree. She lifts him onto the photocopier and presses the green button. It flashes a light and spits out 69 copies of Dr Phil's balls. It's only in black in white. Best Buys don't have colored ink for machines on display.

Peridot appears and takes a copy. She frowns. She lowers her head and crumples it up. As it hits the floor, she rips off the mask was wearing. IT WAS THE RITE AID WORKER!

Lapis and Dingle stand back and watch as the Rite Aid worker grabs the new IPad Pro and sharpens it into a knife. The worker stabs Dicky and he falls dead. Lapis falls to his side.

"I wasn't strong enough to protect you... I am a prisoner..."

She leans in close, "... a prisoner to your heart."

Dycicle goes ghost and gets white hair and bright green eyes. He is ok. He still is pantless so he blushes and looks away. Lapis blushes too before giving him a good succ. He nut.

The End.

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