The great pelo war written from mcs perspective greentext style

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Be me

be 17 year old

be in club where 4 girls and 3 have gone apeshit for me

they be full-on yanderes who want to kidnap me and r- me

fastfoward

4th girl go yandere

escape classroom where we were hiding

be surrounded

accept sacrifice

remember

pelo battalion

the pelo batallion consists of child touching preventors

since I am 17 I am applicable

remember CIA will come in guns blazing if I say the girls know where dat oil is at

combine

call out both

Suddenly, huge amount of airplanes with thousands of pelo paratroopers drop in top of the school while blaring the red alert 3 theme and the CIA is breaking everything and deploying tanks

girls are fucked

They are frozen

now's my chance

use Thot Destroyer-3000™ to destroy the girls

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And that is the story of the memer black hole