Um…Okay, I promised myself that I wouldn't update anything until Friday so that it would all be updated at the same time, but…I'm a little review-starved right now. -__- I can't live without reviews. I'm addicted to them. I'll even take flames because I know this sucks…And I really shouldn't be giving Roy good dreams when I keep giving Ed nightmares. If anyone has an idea for a random oneshot…Tell me…Thanks…
Happy Birthday
"Happy birthday, colonel!"
Havoc's cheerful voice caught him by surprise; he had thought he was alone. "Wh-what? How did you get in my house?!"
"It doesn't matter," Breda said with a light smirk. "Surprise!"
Everyone was there; Havoc, Breda, Fuery, Falman, Hughes, even Alphonse and a very put-off Edward. Feeling a little overwhelmed, he looked around
The room- HIS living room- was covered in streamers, balloons and banners. It looked like a birthday party for a little kid.
Until he saw the alcohol.
"I'd like to...To thank all of you," Mustang said, when they were all a little more than drunk. His speech, as well as everyone else's, was slurred. No one was doing much of anything, but everyone was having a good time.
"Aw, thanks!" Hughes hiccupped.
Ed rolled his eyes. "I should have guessed this would happen. Well, I guess Al and I will have to bring in the cake..."
Curious, Roy watched as the two brothers dragged a huge cake in from the kitchen. His eyes widened, although he still couldn't see the entirety of it.
"Ready?" said Ed.
He stepped back, leaving the drunken men in the room a clear range to gape at it.
The top of the cake began to move slightly and, with great flourish opened up, and out came...
Riza Hawkeye, in a VERY short miniskirt. A stupid grin spread across Mustang's face as she walked over with dramatic steps and leaned in closer to him, closer, closer...She smiled flirtatiously, preparing to kiss him, and...
The loud alarm clock pounded against Roy's ears, interrupting his dream.
It took not more than a second for him to figure out what happened.
"...DAMN!"
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