Another crossover that has nothing to do with my other one. Worked on this while I was traveling. I only own Agent Star and any other new characters.


"We have a what?" three voices cried in shock.

Lady Une sighed watching the trio of young men before her looking at her like she had grown a second head.

"I said you three have a son, he was apparently born from sperm created using bits of DNA that was taken from the three of you during the war. The mother was kidnapped but escaped after she was impregnated," she told them.

"Wait…" said Trowa, who had also learnt that he was Cathy's brother just before this, "Why didn't they use Duo's DNA?"

"They lost his sample after his first capture, the second time I had wrecked their med lab preventing them from getting a new sample. He told me he hates needles after that," Wufei explained as their boss slid over a photo of their child.

The boy had been circled among his classmates of what claimed to be a preschool class, he was tiny! The clothes he had on were clearly far too big for his body which looked like it belonged to a child of two years rather than a four-year-old.

"Who is he living with?" asked Heero choosing not to assume abuse/neglect without all the facts first.

Any doubts he or the other two had about their child's care were proven just by the next three photos.

"I'm sure Quarte will be eager to take him in," commented Trowa seething with rage.

The family in the photos were clearly not hurting for money judging by how well fed and clothes while an innocent child was swimming in obvious hand-me-downs coupled with clear malnutrition!

"I had Agent Star with some of that neighbors, they said the Dursleys claim that he's disturbed and a maniac, but they've never seen young Harry do anything wrong unlike his cousin Dudley. One of said neighbors actually watches him anytime the family goes out and said, "He's a sweet boy, listening me to talk about my cats without complaint, he's even helped me feed them." His teachers said that he does have a hard time in class, but they believe that is due to poor eyesight and glasses that aren't fitted to his eyes. They also say his brute of a cousin doesn't let any of the other children even try to befriend him let alone play with him," she explained glancing at Wufei who was wearing a pair of his own.

"My father was near sighted," he said when the other two fathers looked at him, pushing his glasses up his nose, "I'm more far sighted. Also, I'm with Trowa, we should take him away from those monsters as soon as we can, we have every right to."

Heero simply nodded, he felt like if he opened his mouth he'd curse a multilingual blue streak as big as their building.

Petunia Dursley smiled as she put the kettle on, all was right with the world. The boy was weeding the garden, her Duddy-kins was playing in his room and Vernon was in the sitting room watching the telly. She blinked when there was a knock at the door, as far as she knew she wasn't expecting any company nor was her husband or son. She was surprised to find a young woman with blond hair in a high pony tail wearing a Preventers jacket on the other side of her front door.

"Petunia Dursley?" she asked.

"Yes?"

"I am Agent Star with Preventers, here to inform you that a match has been found for a member of your household in the Family Reconstruction Act and I am here to escort said member to meet them," the agent said stiffly, honestly not liking the vibe Petunia gave off.

Her own mother was a stay-at-home mom and she didn't give off any where near the vibe she got from the woman in front of her. Then again, her childhood home was nowhere near as sterile as this house was.

"Who are you looking for?" Petunia asked figuring it was some long-lost relation on her husband's side of the family.

"Mr. Harry James Potter," Agent Star blinked when the woman before her started to laugh.

"My nephew has no other family than us."

"Ma'am, it seems your sister was captured by Oz scientists and was impregnated with special lab created sperm. He has three fathers…odd I know, but it's true."

"Good! They can deal with him!" she cried sounding glad to be rid of the child which honestly made Agent Star want to slap her.

She watched as the blonde woman dragged the frightened and confused little boy into view before shoving him into the agent's arms and slamming the door in their faces.

"What's going on?" he asked, "Who are you?"

"My name is Stella Dunn, I am a Preventer. There are some people; your family in fact, who are excited to meet you and my mission today is to take you to meet them. Are you willing to help me?"

"I guess…but I thought Aunt Petunia and Dudley were my only family…" he told her as she took him her car.

"I suppose you have every right to know so I'll tell you. Your real father isn't the late James Potter, you were put into your mother in a lab using DNA from three men before she got away. Apparently, their combined genetics caused you to look like your stepfather. I don't know if he knew the truth but I'm sure that if he did he still loved you very much. I know my stepdad does, he's a great guy. But enough about me, lets head out," she told him as she picked him up and put him into a car seat.

Harry watched the scenery go by as they drove, thinking about his new-found fathers…what exactly did they look like that caused him to look like James Potter? Would they like him or fear his freakishness?

"We're here," came Stella's voice drawing him back to the present.

Duo Maxwell sighed watching his lover pace around the waiting room they were in along with the rest of their odd, mismatched family.

"Fei, please stop pacing, my neck is starting to hurt from going back and forth watching you," he whined, rubbing said neck.

"Sorry…I'm nervous," he admitted before kissing the cheek of the braid wearing male.

"We all are," said Heero who was playing with Zechs' hair.

Trowa nodded from where he is sitting with Quatre, fiddling with the ears of a teddy bear he had bought for the boy after finding out about him.

"It's going to be fine," the smaller of the two blondes assured his fiancée.

"Thanks, Quatre," said the former Heavy Arms pilot, smiling slightly.

Their gazes all turned to the door when they heard a knock.

"Can we come in?" came Stella's voice.

"Please," said Duo when none of the new-found fathers spoke up.

The group watched as she entered carrying the black-haired child. Harry looked up shyly at them, holding tight to Stella's shoulders as to not slip out of her grasp.

"So cute!" Duo and Quatre cooed softly as to not startle the boy.

"Hello there, you must be Harry," said Wufei, knowing the other two fathers were less talkative, "My name is Wufei. I am one of your fathers."

Harry looked the Chinese man over to find they not only had the same hair color, but the same nose.

"Heero Yuy, it's nice to meet you musuko. Is it alright I would like to take you from Agent Star, is that okay?"

Harry glanced up at the young woman who nodded with a smile before Harry let his father take him into his arms.

"Is okay if I ask a question?" he requested.

Wufei nodded, "Of course, asking questions is part of the learning process."

"What does that funny word mean?"

"It's Japanese for son. I am Milliardo Peacecraft, but you can call me Zechs, I'm dating Heero here, just so you know."

"Are you related to the lady who talks about no more wars on the telly?" he asked.

"Yes…she's my little sister, why?"

"Uncle Vernon said she's a "No good hippie beatnik who wants us all to be just like her.""

Duo snorted imagining a bunch of cars in the same shade of Relena's old pink limo on the street.

"That's not funny, Duo!" Zechs snapped.

"It's not that! I imagined everyone having cars in that shade of pink!" the former street urchin replied.

"I thought you were a lady," commented Harry causing Duo to splutter, most of the others to snicker and Trowa to smirk.

"I can honestly see why you would think that. I am Triton Bloom or as I am better known, Trowa Barton. Your third and final father."

"I'm Duo Maxwell, I may run and hide but I will never tell a lie…and for the record I am not now, nor have I ever been a female."

"I suppose I should introduce myself, I am Quatre Winner. Trowa is my fiancée, that means we're going to get married…Trowa, the bear, the bear!"

Harry blinked a few times before Trowa offered a light brown teddy bear with a green ribbon around its neck to him.

"I can't take that, freaks aren't allowed toys…" Harry told them, looking down.

"You are not a freak. You are a little boy who deserves a loving family which we all want to give you," said Duo lifting the child's chin, "Besides, we're all a little odd, Q-tra is an empath, Zee spent years behind a mask, I named myself. Tro-chan use to go, literally, by No-Name for a long time, Fei's super smart and Hee-chan once set a broken bone on his own…that was really gross!"

"He did? Wicked!" Harry cheered amazed at how amazing his new family was.

"So, do you want the bear?" Trowa asked again, gently shaking the toy gently.

Harry hesitated for a moment before taking it, "Thank you."

Trowa nodded, smiling, "You're welcome."

"Doctor Po says she's ready to examine him," came Stella's voice her hand on the blue tooth device in her ear.

Heero felt his son tense up in his arms when she mentioned a medical exam.

"Uncle Vernon said that if any doctors looked at me they'd see what a freak I am and send me to a lab!" Harry told him, sounding terrified.

"Sally hasn't sent this guy to one yet so it's safe to say you're not going anywhere except home with us," Duo told him pointing at Heero as they walked to Sally's office.

"We'll be right by your side the entire time," Zechs reassured him, petting his hair.

Doctor Sally Po had to leave the room once she had finished examining Harry and updating him on his vaccinations as best she could to curse out the Dursley family away from young ears.

"Is she mad at me?" Harry asked innocently.

Wufei shook his head, pulling the boy close, "She's mad at your aunt and uncle. We've told you; you're not at fault, you're just a little boy."

"A very brave little boy! We should have some ice cream when we get home!" suggested Duo with a grin.

"I get some?"

"Of course, Harry," Quatre cooed, "It'll be your reward for being so brave."

"I honestly hate needles," commented Duo shuddering at the thought as Sally walked back in, "You're tougher than me, kid."

"That explains why you freak out when I mention shots or drawing blood. I have a diet plan and a list of supplements for young Harry," she told them handing the papers to Trowa.

"Can I still have ice cream?" Harry asked, hugging his new bear gently.

"Yes, sweetie, because ice cream is good for the soul in small amounts," the blonde woman told him with a friendly wink causing a giggle to erupt from the child.

"So, can we take him home now?" asked Trowa.

"Yes, but I would like you to carry him over long distances to help him gain weight and I want to see him in two weeks to check on his progress," she told them.

"So…who am I going home with?" asked Harry who was honestly still in shock that he not only had three living family members, but they wanted him around!

"All of us," said Wufei, tucking a lock of Harry's messy hair that reminded him of Heero behind one ear that also matched said parent's ear shape while he had Trowa cheek bone, everything else was his mother's genetics, "We all live in the same house, but we have plenty of room."

Harry smiled slightly as he was scooped up again, this time by Duo who grinned at him.

"What are you going to name your little buddy?" the braided male asked nodding at the bear.

"Basil…like the herb. I've used it in cooking before, I like how it smells," the child replied a few moments of thought.

"You cooked on your own?" asked Quatre, trying to keep his anger in check as he called their ride.

"I like to cook, I'm good at it and I can use it to earn my keep," Harry told them.

The adults looked at each other, horrified that a child was treated this way.

"Harry… you can help cook, but you don't have to earn your keep. We'll show you how a real family is like," Trowa told him, stroking his cheek making Harry smile as Rashid pulled up with a van that had a child seat for Harry.

Said dark haired Arab rolled down the window with a smile.

"Who's that?" asked Harry pointing at the driver as Zechs open the door.

"My name is Rashid Kurama, you must be young master Harry, it's nice to meet you."

"He's my friend and retainer," Quatre explained before noticing Harry's confused look, "It means he works for me."

"Oh!"

Duo chuckled as he put the child into his seat, "Comfy?"

Harry nodded snuggling Basil as the rest got into the van and headed home.

TBC