A/N: this is as always for Albe-Chan who wanted a fic with Sirius and Remus. I hope you all appreciate my humor fic, even if it is my first one. Well make sure you review!
Serindraxx
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Attack of The Oompa Loompas
"Remus, you have to hurry! The oompa loompas are coming!" Sirius Black said with his voice high in panic. Every one in the common room looked at him. He had the grace to blush. "Well, they are!" he said defiantly.
"And what, pray tell, are these oompa loompas?" Remus Lupin asked, folding his arms over his chest.
Sirius thought for a second. "They are little orange men," he said finally. Remus shook with laughter.
"Um, Sirius, they don't exist," he said finally, managing to catch his breath.
"Oh, but they do," Sirius said, his eyes growing wide. He raised his hands and made obscene gestures with them.
As he spoke in riddle, Remus watched him, not paying too much attention with him.
"Okay, if little orange men don't exist, why are there real leprechauns? Why do they exist but little orange men don't?" Sirius asked, looking slightly confused.
Remus shrugged. He couldn't answer the question. He doubted anyone could.
"Do you know what Willy Wonka says about little orange men?" Sirius asked, his mind on the movie.
"Yes, Sirius I do, but I'm not going to discuss the movie with you, we are talking about little orange men," Remus reminded him.
"But we're talking about Willy Wonka too, that's where the little orange men came from," Sirius told Remus.
Remus sighed. It was going to be a long night.
A/N: that concludes Attack of The Oompa Loompas. Hope you enjoyed it. Now please review!
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