disclaimer: I do not own twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/n: warning! Possible brain cell loss ahead. If your parent wish you to go to Harvard or Yale do not procede!if you are some kind of genius you will not get any smarter by reading this! You will only get dumber! If you have to go to an asylum after reading this please note that is not my fault! All i want is to provide easy entertainment for others! If you are not easily entertained DO NOT PROCEDE!!! You have been warned...
JACOB: but…but…but Bella, you should love meeeee! Why don't you love me? What dose that filthy blood sucker got that I don't got?
BELLA: ME you silly willy.he gots me! And wicked awesome dance moves!
EDWARD: im too sexy for my shirt…
R.P.: (random person): AHHHHHHH…make it stop!!!
EDWARD: too sexy for my shirt…
R.P.: EEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!
EDWARD: so sexy it hurts!
RANDOM Person: oh the agony! The pain! Please Edward…spare me!!!
JACOB: yeah Cullen, spare us all.
BELLA: oh no…Edward please continue!
EDWARD: yayyyy!!! Im a model, you know what I mean as I shake my little tush on the catwalk…
BELLA: squeals with joy
JASPER: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!Not again! Ahhhh…not again!! Alice!!!!
ALICE: Edward stop, your scaring jasper.
ROSE:I am not related to these people! I don't know you people!
EDWARD: belllaaa…oh Belllllllllaaaaaaaaa…
BELLA: what Edward?
EDWARD: whoo…break it down…denenene nene nene can't touch this. Denenene nene nene can't touch this! Hammer time!!!
BELLA: yayyyyy
JACOB/JASPER/R.P.:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
All run away screaming
ALICE: waaiitt!!!!!!!...don't leave me here!!!!!!!!
Follows others
ROSALIE: help! Anybody! Savvveeee meee!!!!Ahhhh!!!! His dancing is killing me!!!!!
Drops dead and dies
BELLA: Whoo go Edward! Hey the others are gone.
Nobody notices Rosalie's dead body.
EDWARD: their just jealous of my fly moves!...HEY Macarena!
BELLA: huh…wish I could do the Macarena.
EDWARD: ha! You'll never be able to do the Macarena because your just a measly little human!!
BELLA:I know! Falls down and cries
LUCY: hey are you doing the Macarena?
EDWARD: ye…Ahhhh its Lucy! Run Bella, run if you value your life!
Picks up the still crying form that is Bella and runs away!
LUCY: you're no fun!!!!!!
That's all folks!!!!!Tune in again for ch: 2
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Should their be a chapter two? Review if you want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!