It was a clear, sunny, perfect day. Mario lay in the grass, looked up at the clouds, and sighed. He was a good guy, but he didn't like this kind of day. He knew on clear days, a magic rain cloud would appear, and Peach would get kidnapped by Bowser again. And there was the rain cloud. By now, Peach was kidnapped. There was no surprise to it anymore. Maybe he would find a new mushroom, or meet a new Goomba variety, but his "adventures" were almost always the same: stomp Koopas, KO Bowser, rescue Peach. Mario headed off, bored and completely unaware of what new trick the Koopa King had up his sleeve.
Kamek flew in to Bowser Castle with the precious and mystical artifact his master demanded he find. He loved Bowser, raised him as his own, but knew in his heart how horribly evil he and his master were. Long ago, the Koopa Kingdom was a peaceful land, and Kamek was learning to be a great and wise sorcerer, until Prince Bowser came along. Left and right, new, evil policies were being implemented, and Kamek was caught in a tiring series of difficult tasks. Still, he loved his king, as a parent loves their child no matter what. Bowser screamed, "Well, fool, WHERE'S THAT MAGIC THINGY!?" Kamek patiently replied, "Right here, Sir!" Bowser, clutching the object, felt it's mass power. He knew the feeling, the feeling of incredible strength. He had felt it as far back as he could remember, as well as when he touched the Sticker Comet. Now filled with an incomprehensible evil, he gloated, "Yes! Now we can send Mario to any world we want!" Kamek knew of the object's high unstableness, but didn't stop his master. Instead, he handed Bowser a disc. "Kekeke! And I found the perfect place to send him to! It is pure torture for anybody to be in this environment!" But despite his laughing, Kamek felt remorse. He felt horrible for helping Bowser do so much...hurt. As he thought things through, Bowser slowly read the text printed on the disc's label.
"Big Rigs... Over the Road Racing". The buggiest- and worst-game ever.