(Opening theme - Don't Question My Heart by Saliva)
The opening pyro effects kick off as a new brand title, LWE, is shown on the titan tron in The American Airlines Center in Houston.
Mauro Ranallo: Hello everyone, it is thunderous in the American Airlines Center! The Superstars of Impact, Nitro and Shockwave have all been gathered together, for a new fused brand of entertainment, and we have a new lineup of casting commentary. That's right, I am back Ladies and Gentlemen, the Voice of NXT, Mauro Ranallo, and joining me here, first and foremost, is the returning Broadcast Journalist, the Savior of Misbehavior, Corey Graves!
Corey: It is so honorbound to be back here. I don't even know WHY i got back into the ring over a love quarrel with Leni and Mark Andrews. It is SO much better to be a Broadcast Journalist, and comment on some of my favorites in WWE.
Mauro: And let's not forget the other Stars from ROH, New Japan, and even PWR. And joining you and me will also be Nigel McGuinness!
Nigel: Yes, it is I, Nigel McGuinness, and boy do we have a treat for you tonight!
Mauro: New superstars and old ones will be coming for the titles held all over the companies. Right now, we turn to the ring, where the creator of the LWF, Melchard Caranto, is standing by with the rosters of all three LWF Brands.
In the ring, stood LWF Founder, Chard.
Chard: Hey guys. I know it's been a while. SHOCKWAVE EPISODE 3 is halfway done, so it should be out sometime soon. Anyway, here in LWE, we are gonna crown 2 INAUGURAL CHAMPS TONIGHT! The first will be for the LWE CHAMPIONSHIP, and the other will be for the LWE Cruiserweight Championship-
(MacMilitant begins to play)
Suddenly, the familiar music of a General Manager hit, and out came Theodore Long!
Mauro: What the?! Th-That's Teddy Long!
Nigel: Holla Holla Holla!
Corey: If Teddy's here, that can only mean one thing! Chard isn't the one running the show, he is!
Chard: Well look who it Is! The man himself!
Teddy: Now hold up there, Playa. You may be the creator of LWF, but this, LWE… I'm the GM of this brand, and who better for the job?
Chard: Hey, as long as it's you, I won't mind.
Teddy: That's what i like to hear. Now then, how about we give you Playas some matches? I think it's about time we gave ourselves another X-Case Match!
Mauro: An excellent announcement so far, to bring in another X-Case Match! It has been awhile since Leni won the Briefcase herself, and then cashed in to become the Undisputed LWF Intercontinental Champion?
Chard: I think I have one person in mind….
( /8jiHFK-s6FQ begins to play)
Mauro: OH MY! Is Chard out of his Mind!?
Nigel: I don't think so! I think he made a FABULOUS choice!
Out comes PWR's most hated person, "The Walking Death" Mike Madrigal.
Teddy: Mike Madrigal, of course. But, like on my previous show, Smackdown, that I managed, ya gotta Earn that opportunity to be in the X-Case Match. So, which one of you Playas, wants to take on Madrigal in an X-Case Qualifying Match?!
As the crowd wondered, a hand rose up from the superstars in the ring… or rather, a hand with a Switchblade in it.
Corey: Jay White?!
(SWITCHBLADE by Yonosuke Kitamura plays)
Nigel: Now this is a opening match! The Walking Death vs The Switchblade! PWR vs NJPW!
Mauro: Now this is a dream match!
Jay White enters the ring, but Mike Madrigal hits him with a cheap shot!
Mauro: COME ON! Madrigal, one of PWRs men who never changes his stripes, pops a right hand cheaply on White!
Nigel: Madrigal is willing to do anything to get that spot! Even if it means by cheap shots!
Fortunately, Jay was good to go, and the referee calls for the bell. Madrigal wastes no time and bum rushes Jay in his corner with a flurry of rights and lefts.
Jay White answers back with a right hand of his own, and Madrigal staggers backwards.
Corey: Madrigal is stunned, in the middle of the ring! Guys, i think we're gonna see it!
White goes for the Blade Runner, Madrigal counters it, sets him up for a Hammerlock Lariat, and hits it!
Mauro: That's the Sarsi Twist!
Nigel: This could be over!
Madrigal goes for the cover
1…
2...
White kicks out.
Mauro: How the hell did Jay kick outta that?!
Nigel: It's Gonna take more than that! That's for sure!
Corey: Ya think?
Jay recovers, and grapples with Madrigal.
Mauro: This match is for the first spot in the X-Case match, and think about what that Briefcase gets you. Its like the Money in the Bank Briefcase, but with the X-Case, you could go for ANY title you please!
Corey: When you think about how Leni got the X-Case, it was a moment no one forgot. Leni knows what it takes to have that case, and she cashed it in on her sister Luan at Wrestlepalooza.
Nigel: The first to do so.
Jay brakes the hold and tries to bring Madrigal down to the mat, but Madrigal shoves him off, and flips the bird on him, big grin on his face. Jay, unfazed, slugs him with a right.
Mauro: OUCH! Careful who you flip off, Mike Madrigal! You're fighting a member of CHAOS!
Nigel: A very interesting scenario for Chaos if they can get one of their members in the match. I'm sure Jay wanted to be in this first match to give them the advantage.
Madrigal goes for another right, but Jay blocks it, and hits the Blade Runner!
Mauro: BLADE RUNNER! BLADE RUNNER!
Nigel: HE'S OUT FOR SURE!
Jay White goes for the cover.
1…
2...
Madrigal kicks out!
Corey: No way, he kicked out of it!
Mauro: How on earth did he survive!?
Nigel: Don't know, but Madrigal is on the ropes (looks to the entrance way) Uh oh! Here comes his partner in crime!
Vlad Sinnsyk makes his way to the ring, but then Kazuchika Okada came to even the odds!
Mauro: The Rainmaker is here! But why is he helping out a member of CHAOS?!
Nigel: You don't think…
Corey: No way, Okada would never join Jays group!
Okada seemed to have no interest in helping Jay for CHAOS, but instead focused his attention on Vlad.
Vlad tried to force his way through, but then oVe jumped the Barricade, and attacked both Madrigal and White, causing a double disqualification.
Mauro: NO! Not oVe!
Corey: What, what's up, did i miss something while i was with Lucy?
(Macmilitant starts playing, and out comes Teddy Long, and he's not happy)
Teddy: Typical, oVe. I sanctioned this X-Case match, and you had to ruin it. I heard about your antics on LWF. So… whaddya want with this brand?
oVe's leader, Sami Callihan gets a mic.
Sami Callihan: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I WANT! A SPOT IN THE X-CASE! IF WE DON'T GET THAT SPOT, WE WILL BURN DOWN, EVERYTHING!
Corey: I… i don't know what to say about this, who are these guys?!
Teddy: Then how about this. We RESTART this match, and make it a TRIPLE THREAT! Sami Callihan, Mike Madrigal, and Jay White! For a spot in the X-CASE LADDER MATCH!
Mauro: Smart move by Teddy, giveing Sami Callihan what he wants! But if i know Sami, he's going to go to the extreme to take the first spot!
Nigel: Especially with Dave and Jake Crist running around!
Corey: It's times like this Jay wishes he had CHAOS to back him up, right?
Mauro: I agree.
The bell rings, and Jay and Madrigal all went for Callihan.
Corey: This is smart, you wanna get rid of the big threat, and that's Callihan!
Mauro: but Dave and Jake Crist are still ringside, this could be a handicap for White, especially with CHAOS not arriving yet!
Mike Madrigal then gets Callihan in position for a Pumphandle Driver, but Jay White hits a wicked Lariat!
Mauro: And Jay White! Madrigal was looking for the Near Death Experience, and Jay White nearly takes his head off!
Callihan recovers, and strikes Jay from behind. He then sets Jay up, looking for a Headlock Driver, but Jay was able to escape, and ducks a High Knee from Madrigal, and Madrigal hits Callihan in the face. Jay then went to the corner and launched at Madrigal, delivering his trademark Running Swinging Neckbreaker.
Jay then signals someone to come out, and out came Tomohiro Ishii and Hirooki Goto.
Corey: Wait a minute! Jay DOES have some backup!
Mauro: In the form of CHAOS Members, Hirooki Goto and Tomohiro Ishii!
Ishii and Goto then go right at Jake and Dave, causing a brawl.
Mauro: The first shot is fired! And CHAOS and oVe are getting it on!
Ishii then knocks Dave's lights out with a stiff Headbutt!
Nigel: Lights out for Dave, Ishii's skull should be a registered weapon!
Mauro: Goto isn't about to show any remorse to Jake, i don't think…!
Mauro was right, as Goto sits him down with a sleeper, he lets go, and hits a Penalty Kick!
Corey: And then there was one!
Jay turned back to Sami, who slammed jay with his shoulder.
"That spot is MINE!" He shouted.
Sami then sets Jay up for the Headlock Driver again, but this time, Goto, Ishii, and Vlad Sinnsyk get in and surround him.
Mauro: Uh oh! Get this, NO DISQUALIFICATION IN A TRIPLE THREAT!
Vlad, knowing this wouldn't get his partner the win, decided to join in anyway. He went at Callihan first, delivering a series of Uppercuts.
Suddenly…
(Retaliation by CFO$ plays)
Mauro: HOLD ON! That's Dean Ambrose's Music!
Out comes Dean, wearing an oVe shirt!
Nigel: Deans on Samis side! I don't believe it!
Corey: Get this, Sami and Dean go WAY Back! They know each other!
Ambrose gets into the ring and immediately hits Dirty Deeds on Vlad, and fights off Goto and Ishii! Sami sensed the time was his, and rolled up Jay, looking to steal one!
1…
2…
Jay kicks out!
Mauro: I don't believe it! Jay fought his way around a stolen victory form Sami! Jay and Sami, trying to get each other!
Nigel: Sami looking for the Headlock Driver!
Sami hits it, Madrigal then hits a GTS on Sami, and goes for the cover.
1…
2….
3! *bell rings*
( /8jiHFK-s6FQ begins to play)
Mauro: MADRIGAL WITH THE VICTORY!
Greg Hamilton: Here is your winner! "The Walking Death" Mike Madrigal!
Corey: Unreal! The Walking Death takes the first X-Case spot, taking advantage of the chaotic situation and puts Sami's lights out!
Mauro: In the end, the chaos works in Madrigal's favor. He takes the first spot in the X-Case Ladder match!
Nigel: He's not the only PWR star getting a shot for the spot, Ken Warren is gonna get his chance against Luna Loud!
Corey: Oh wow, Luna? How's she been?
Mauro: Luna's gone back to her Rocker ways, But she's trying to find another stable to be in league with. She's looking to knock some sense into her brother, Lincoln, leader of Nick Club.
Nigel: That will not be easy. Its Lincoln leading the charge, but with him in Nick Club it's gonna be a challenge.
Mauro: Don't forget our main event! Bolt will face off against The Queens Of Strong Style, in a 2 on 1 handicap match!
Nigel: Tell me that's fair!
(BACKSTAGE)
Backstage, Luna was looking around for some teams to help, but she got lost.
Luna: Well, its official, im lost. Total bummer…
She then heard some crazed laughter around the corner, and she saw a group of four surrounding a Dumpster fire. It was SAnitY.
Luna: SAnitY? Rockin! They'd totally help me with Nick Club!
Eric Young then spots her.
Eric: HEY! What do you want!?
Luna: Uh… I just wanna know if you, Wolfe, Dain and Nikki could help me out with Nick Club? If it's no trouble, I Mean. I've gotta head to a qualifying match for the X-Case, and I wanna follow my big sis Leni in her tracks, but I know Lincoln's gonna go for it too… so I need some help with his Club.
Nikki then gets in close to Luna, almost aiming to grab her.
Nikki: Does he have a grudge against ya? Huh? Well?
Luna: more like being a wrestler is going to his head. I know how that feels… I went crazy when I joined the Bullet Club. What am I saying?! You dudes gotta help me, I'm on the wrong side of the chaos here!
Killian Dain: Chaos, you say?
Alexander Wolfe: No one knows Chaos better than us!
Eric: Okay Luna… we'll help you with your brigade. On one condition. Go to Teddy Long, and get us a Qualifying Match for next episode.
Luna: I can do that. Who's gonna be in the match though?
Killian: Me. I need redemption. I was in a ladder match for The NXT North American Championship, and Adam Cole won.
Luna: You got yourself a deal.
Luna then walks away silently celebrating.
In another part backstage, LWF, and PWR's resident reporter Pocholo Estrada was with The Queens Of Strong Style.
Pocholo: I am here with the current RCCW Co-Op Champions, Lynn and Hanazuki, so in the next events, LWF One Night Only, and LWF LIVE, you will be facing Bolt in singles competition. But tonight, you will be taking him on in a 2 on 1 handicap match. What are your thoughts?
Lynn: Our thoughts? Poch, how stupid are you? Why wait till One Night Only and LWF LIVE? Bolt is not gonna make it after tonight!
Hanazuki: See, Bolt thinks he's so good, but we KNOW we're so good. That's his downfall, and Bolt will not survive tonight.
Pocholo: Right. Switching to Later tonight. Lynn, your older sister Luna has a chance to qualify for the X-Case Ladder match against Ken Warren. Are you rooting for your sister to qualify?
Lynn: Root for Luna? Please, Poch. The only person, *looks at Hanazuki* or rather people I'm rooting for, is us.
The Co-Op Champions then leave.
(MATCH 2: Sam Sharp vs. Kushida)
(Pitiful by Blindside plays)
Sam walks out and takes her hood off, surprising the crowd. She wore her signature look as she stretched before heading to the ring.
*Bell rings*
Greg Hamilton: The following contest is scheduled for One Fall! Introducing first, from Royal Woods, Michigan, SAM SHARP!
Mauro: Wow, now this is a surprise! Sam Sharp is here in LWE and more importantly LWF! If you recall Corey, Chard sicked Team International on her when she was only a spectator talking back to him.
Corey: Indeed, I do, still the most brutal moment in LWF History.
Nigel: But look at her now, having her first match, but with not just any opponent, it's with the Time Splitter Kushida!
Mauro: Sam is going to prove that she has what it takes to run with the big boys, but her opponent is no walk in the park.
Nigel: So true. Kushida, former MMA Fighter, 5 Time IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion, 2016 Super J-Cup Winner, her opponent has done it all.
Sam gets into the ring and looks around. She then points to the exact spot in the ring where she was assaulted.
Corey: There you see that Sam still remembers the painful beating she endured at the hands of Team International. But she's not afraid, and she's saying "Bring it on!" With that look!
(Kushida Makes You Rock by Yonosuke Kitamura plays)
Kushida then comes out as soon as the music starts.
Greg Hamilton: And her opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 192 pounds, The Time Splitter, KUSHIDA!
The crowd cheered as Kushida made his way to the ring.
Mauro: If you're Sam right now, you've gotta be really nervous. I mean this is Kushida, Sam has got to be a lot more nervous on the inside than out.
Nigel: But that fear better not get the best of her if she wants to make it big here in LWE.
Corey: It's one thing to debut, it's another to go against as seasoned pro. But Sam asked for this when she got in that ring.
Sam tapped her high-tops as Kushida got in the ring. He climbs to the top rope in one corner and does his signature pose.
Mauro: Sam is ready, and she looks focused to make her first impression.
The bell rings, and the match is underway.
Sam and Kushida lock up in the center of the ring, Sam wrenches Kushida's left arm with a Hammerlock, but the time splitter counters it into a Hammerlock of his own.
Corey: Looks like Sam is trying to out maneuver Kushida, but Kushida is a former MMA fighter, that's gonna be easier said than done.
Sam arm drags Kushida, and takes him down.
Kushida gets moving, as Sam ducks and leapfrogs, before Kushida goes high and Sam catches him and schoolboys him.
1…
2…
Kushida kicks out.
Nigel: Impressive maneuver by Sam, grounding Kushida. It goes to show that she's been training hard since her brutal assault.
Mauro: for those not familiar with LWF, Sam was a fan before Wrestlepalooza. She insulted Chard, and got a butt kicking for it.
Nigel: So what does Sam hope to gain by being here? It's no secret, she's here now with some of the best.
Corey: Sam is A talented girl, music and wrestling now in her resume, but she needs a little extra to beat Kushida….!
As Corey said that, Sam evaded a haymaker From Kushida And fans him a high knee, Channing into a jumping DDT!
Mauro: WOW! Having said that, Sam just pulled off a wicked maneuver on the time splitter!
Nigel: Jumping high knee into a midair Spike DDT!
Sam goes for the cover, but Kushida puts his foot on the bottom rope before the referee could count. Sam sees It, and gets up.
Sam then begins to size up Kushida.
Mauro: Uh oh… Sam could be looking for what she calls, The Sharp Attack!
Kushida recovers as Sam charges. Kushida spins and hits a Rolling Elbow to the face.
Nigel: Oh-ho! Not so fast, Sammy!
Corey: Rolling Elbow, right to Sam's face!
But the now stunned Sam rebounds off the ropes, and nails the Sharp Attack!
Mauro: WOW! A SHINING WIZARD TO A STANDING KUSHIDA!
Nigel: THAT'S THE SHARP ATTACK!
Corey: Lights out!
Sam goes for the cover.
1...
2…
3! *Bell rings*
Mauro: And Sam wins her first match in LWE!
(Pitiful by Blindside plays)
Greg Hamilton: Here is your winner, SAM SHARP!
Nigel: From being a victim of Team International's wrath, to an LWE Star, Sam Sharp has made a picture perfect first impression!
Corey: Team UK, Chard, and all the rest of the international bases in the back, I hope you watched that! Sam Sharp is here, unbroken, unfazed, and she's not just a fan anymore!
(BACKSTAGE)
Renee young was backstage with current PWR PHX Champion Ken Warren.
Renee: Ken, tonight you're in an X-Case Qualifying match against Luna Loud. Considering the implications of this briefcases reputation, is there any doubt in your mind that you will qualify just days before PWR Respeto, and your 3 Stages Of Death match with Mike Madrigal?
Ken: Doubt? Hell nah. Renee, you know who you're talking to? You're talking to the Face Of Facebook, The OG of IG, Twitter's Most Liked, The Human Trending Topic, The #CandidAttentionBandit, Ken Warren. Doubt in my mind? Are you dreaming? I will win my spot, and I will not only be PHX Champion, but I will be PHX Champion, AND LWE Champion, and you can Hashtag… *Snaps fingers* That.
Renee: Speaking of which, Madrigal already qualified for the match himself. Any words for him since he's going to face you at PWR Respeto, and possibly in the X-Case Match?
Ken: Uh, yeah. *Looks at camera* Hey Kupal Boy, not only will I kick your ass come Respeto, I'm gonna be on top of the world, holding the X-case above you, because fuck you, and everything you stand for.
In walks his Partner-in-Crime, Pacifica Northwest.
Pacifica: You tell him, Ken.
Ken: Now if you'll excuse me, Renee, I've… no Pacifica and I got a wannabe rockstar to beat, and spoiler alert… that match is right now.
As if on cue, Ken's music hits as he and Pacifica went to the entrance way.
(MATCH 3: Ken Warren (W/Pacifica Northwest) vs Luna Loud)
( /7GXW1-yhu0U Plays on the Tron)
Ken comes out with Pacifica as he holds the PHX Belt over his shoulder, and dances like Brian Kendrick all the way down to the ring.
*bell rings*
Greg Hamilton: The following contest is an X-case Qualifying Match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied, by Pacifica Northwest, from The World Wide Web by way of The City Of The Stars, weighing in at 11 Million Gigabytes, he is the current PWR PHX Champion, The Social Media Sinister, KEN WARREN!
Mauro: There he is,The Social Media Sinister, Ken Warren, and his partner in crime Pacifica Northwest. Together they claim to be the best Mixed Tag Team in the LWF, and with Warren as the current PHX Champion, that's saying a lot!
Nigel: Then why aren't they the LWF Mixed Tag Team Champions?
Corey: Hey! In case you haven't noticed Nigel, Ken's a little occupied at the moment. As you heard from renee, Ken's got himself a match at PWR Respeto, against Mike Madrigal, in a 3 Stages of Death Match!
Mauro: One of the most physical Matches PWR has to offer alongside the All Out War. 3 Matches, back to back, A standard One fall, then No DQ, and finally… Last Man Standing!
Nigel: And what makes this important, is that it's the FIRST EVER 3 Stages Of Death match in PWR. Will Mike be able to take the PHX Title off of Warren, or will Warren get more followers after he beats the Walking Death?
Mauro: Let's see how he does with Luna, and let's not forget, earlier tonight she asked SAnitY to aid her, and in exchange, Killian Dain must be put in a qualifying match for next episode.
Corey: Where have you been, Mauro? Luna already talked to our GM about it, and he made it official! Next episode, the Beast of Belfast is gonna go head to head with Mr. IMPACT Wrestling, Moose!
Nigel: Oh, i can't wait to see that!
At this point, Ken Warren and Pacifica Northwest were already in the ring waiting for Luna.
Then a 5 Second countdown started.
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When it hit zero, pyro went off.
(Bounce by Emphatic plays)
The arena then goes pitch black.
After a few seconds, a light up jacket emitted the stage, on the back was the initials LL emitting from a purple glow.
Then the lights come on as Luna Loud turns around.
Greg Hamilton: And his opponent! From Royal Woods Michigan, she is the Rockstar of the Loud Family….LUNA LOUD!
Nigel: What an entrance, gentlemen! I think Chris Jericho would be proud of that!
Mauro: Or even Prince Devitt! Remember he did it first!
Corey: No matter how hard you slice it, Luna's going in against the PHX Champion. There's no way she's gonna be able to keep up with #PacifiKen. They're the number 1 trending thing in LWF!
Nigel: If they are, then it should be THEM who should be Mixed Tag Team Champions, not Lynn and Zayden Trudeau.
Mauro: Well like Corey said, Ken is already very busy preparing for Respeto, but luna needs to take her mind off her brother and focus on getting into the X-Case Ladder match, because let's be real here, her older sister Leni was the first winner of that Briefcase. What Luna wouldn't give to have it in her hands to make her sisters proud!
Just as Luna entered the ring…
(Controlled Chaos by CFO$ plays)
*radio chatter*
Smoke appears from the stage as SAnitY appear and walk to the ringside area.
Mauro: Oh! Looks like SAnitY is keeping their end of the bargain. Killian dain is in a match against Moose for the third spot, and here they are!
Nigel: You have to admit that SAnitY are on the side of good, sometimes. Remember, they were the ones who dethroned the Authors of Pain and Takeover Brooklyn III, and battled the Undisputed Era. And just a couple weeks ago, Nikki Cross Stood up to Shayna Baszler, and even though she lost at Takeover: Chicago, she put up a hell of a fight!
Pacifica looks on, obviously horrified, as SAnitY stares daggers at both Ken Warren and Pacifica Northwest.
Luna takes off her jacket as Ken Warren takes off his.
"We doing this?" Luna asks Ken.
"Well of course." Ken Replied.
The bell rings and the match is underway.
Luna slides under Kens legs as Ken goes for a grapple, Luna then grabs Ken from behind, looking for a German Suplex, but Ken breaks free, went for an Overhead Pelé Kick, but Luna caught it, and applied a Heel Hook!
Corey: Whoa! Luna looking for Daniel Bryan's Heel Hook submission!
Ken Warren manages to scramble to the bottom rope, and Luna let's go.
Mauro: Ken, making it to the ropes to force the break.
Ken gets up, and dusts himself off.
Luna was not gonna give him a break, and just rains down lefts and rights on Ken Warren.
Ken shoves her off, and delivers a perfectly executed Dropkick, knocking Luna off her feet!
Mauro: Ken hits a picture perfect Dropkick, and Luna's down!
Luna recovers, but staggered around a bit.
Ken Warren then sets her up for a Sitout Gourdbuster, but Luna pushes him off, and drills him with a Superkick!
Nigel: Stiff kick to the face!
Ken Warren rolls to the outside, but Luna was looking to fly.
Corey: Uh oh, Luna feeling kinda crazy!
Luna then takes him down with a Triangle Plancha!
Mauro: MAMA MIA!
Corey: Talk about throwing caution to the wind!
Luna tosses Ken into the ring, but as she got in, Pacifica caught her leg and tripped her. She broke off before the ref saw it.
Nigel: Oh come on, Pacificas getting involved, helping her partner out!
Corey: that's teamwork, Nigel, and it's gonna cost Luna big time!
Corey was right as Ken took advantage of Luna dealing with Pacifica, and drilled her with the Wi-Fi!
Mauro: THERE'S THE WI-FI! THE WINNING FINISH!
Corey: Game over, Luna!
Ken covers Luna.
1…
2…
Luna kicks out!
Corey: WHAT?!
Mauro: Luna will not go down that easy!
Luna's gets up gingerly, Ken goes for it again while she's stunned, but as he hypes up, Mike Madrigal jumped the barricade to distract him!
Nigel: It's Mike Madrigal! Madrigal's at ringside!
Ken tries to go for him, but Mike hangs him up on the top rope as the ref was checking on Luna.
Mauro: Madrigal hanging Ken up to dry! And Luna has no clue what's going on either!
Meanwhile outside, Pacifica took out Nikki Cross, but was now in a pickle as Dain, Wolfe, and Young corner her.
Nigel: And Northwest caught between a rock and a hard place!
Luna looked to see Pacifica occupied, and ran to Ken and hooked his neck up, ran up the nearest turnbuckles, and slammed Ken Down with a Sliced Bread #2!
Mauro: LUNA WITH SLICED BREAD #2!
Luna goes for the cover.
1…
2…
3! *Bell rings*
Nigel: Luna's done it!
(Bounce by Emphatic plays)
Greg Hamilton: Here is your winner! LUNA LOUD!
Corey: No, No, NO! Madrigal, you've ruined everything!
Mauro: I'd call that a receipt for those Heinous Comments by Warren! Madrigal has his sights set on the PHX Championship, will be be the new champion come Respeto?!
Ken recovers and tries to attack Luna as Pacifica slides in to join him, but Luna escapes.
Unbeknownst to Pacifica, Nikki was behind her, with her signature wicked smile.
Corey: Uh oh…. Pacifica, turn around!
But it was too late. Before Pacifica could react, Nikki grabbed her, and connected her Swinging Fisherman Neckbreaker, known as The Purge!
Nigel: The Psychotic Scot strikes!
Madrigal then jumps in the ring.
Mauro: And now, Madrigal has Warren where he wants him!
Mike Madrigal then hits the Sarsi Twist, then his Pumphandle Driver!
Mauro: The Near Death Experience by The Walking Death!
Nikki then screams in triumph as Madrigal grabs a mic and bends over to Warren.
Mike: Respeto, papatayin kita, Ken Warren. *drops mic*
(Mike Madrigal's theme plays)
Nigel: An emphatic statement by the Walking Death. Come PWR Respeto, will this be the scene in the 3 Stages of Death Match?!
Mauro: Who knows? But up next, it looks like Chard and Teddy Long picked two stars tonight for an LWE CHAMPIONSHIP match!
Corey: And man, are they big ones! Who will be the Inaugural LWE Champion?
(BACKSTAGE)
Backstage, Lana Loud, with the LWF Women's Championship around her waist, props up a camera, and starts to cut a Promo.
Lana: It's a dream come true being the LWF Women's Champion. But i have to admit, i'm getting kinda bored. Which is why I said on LWF Nitro, I'll take on anyone. Then Sierra showed up. Sierra, yes you may be bigger than me, stronger than me, but you will never be stronger than my heart. Come Royalist Rumble, I will Give it my 100 percent, and I promise I won't go down easy.
Lana then paused.
Lana: Speaking of which, i wanna talk about Takeover Chicago 2, and that Street Fight. Ciampa won, but i refuse to believe that the name #DIY died. Johnny, if you're watching this, i know you think i'm crazy, but….
Lana holds up a DIY T-Shirt.
Lana: I wanna make #DIY a thing again! Tommaso Ciampa, you broke up DIY, but I"m gonna be the one whos gonna put it back together. Because i'm a hard worker, and nobody does anything for me.
In Johnny Gargano's locker room, he and his wife Candice LeRae watched. And both Johnny Wrestling and Candice LeRae were surprised.
Candice: Is she serious?
Johnny: Im not defined by DIY, and i did say i needed to be Johnny Wrestling and move on from Ciampa, but Takeover Chicago was brutal. I don't think that kid is joking.
Candice: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Johnny: I'll give her a chance.
(Match 4: LWE Inaugural Championship match)
*Bell Rings*
Greg Hamilton: The following contest scheduled for one fall…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Greg Hamilton: Is for the LWE Championship!
(Down In The Catacombs by Dale Oliver Plays)
Lumbering out onto the entrance Way was a monster of a man, one the universe recognized.
Mauro: OH, MY!
Nigel: THIS IS INSANE!
Out comes Abyss, and he shoves the cameraman away.
Greg: Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 350 pounds, The Monster ABYSS!
Corey: If you've got fears of the monsters in your closet, then this behemoth could be one of them! 6'8, 350, its the Monster Abyss, and he's got himself a chance to be the Inaugural LWE champion!
Nigel: I am in shock by this pick gentlemen, but no doubt with Abyss in the title match, this will be a brutal contest for sure!
Abyss enters the ring, and awaits his opponent.
Corey: Right about now, you guys gotta be asking, whos crazy enough to face Abyss for the LWE Championship?!
Out comes Chard with a mic in hand.
Chard: Whoa whoa whoa don't get any idea. I'm not here to fight Abyss, I'm here to announce my pick to face Abyss.
Mauro: Who did the LWF founder pick to get in the ring with the Monster?
Chard: My pick comes from the darkest shadows of evil, and I promise you all, you will remember his name and fear it! The man I picked is….
(Fragmented Bits by Jean-Pierre Limborg plays)
The crowd popped as out comes Punishment Martinez!
Nigel: It's Punishment Martinez!
Corey: In my opinion I think Martinez can match up with Abyss!
Mauro: Absolutely! This is a match that pairs up two of the most brutal big men in Wrestling history! And now, they've got their shots at the LWE Championship!
Martinez enters the ring by walking over the top rope, and Abyss and Martinez stare daggers at each other.
The bell rings, and the match is underway!
Nigel: And away we go!
Martinez and Abyss didn't even lock up, they started to slug it out, trading blows with one another.
Abyss blocks Martinez's haymaker, and headbutts him, mask and all.
He then attempts to set the big man up for a Black Hole Slam, but a back elbow from Punishment Martinez puts a stop to it.
Mauro: Martinez stops the Black Hole Slam, but Abyss is not letting up!
Abyss has him for it again, this time he goes for it, but Martinez countered it into a DDT!
Corey: DDT by the big man! The Monster is down!
Martinez goes for the cover.
1…
2...
Abyss kicks out.
Nigel: Abyss escapes, but Martinez wont give him room to breathe. Knowing Martinez, he has to be looking for his Sitout Chokeslam he calls South Of Heaven.
Mauro: He'll have to do a bit more damage to Abyss before that. The question is, can he even do a regular chokeslam to the Monster?
Corey: Don't doubt Martinez for a second! That man has been in the ring with War Machine, and Hirooki Goto!
Abyss gets back to a vertical base, and comes back with a big right.
He then sets up Martinez for a powerbomb, but Martinez blocks it, and throws Abyss down to the ground again with a back body drop.
Mauro: The strength of Martinez, on display!
Martinez then signals for South of Heaven, but Abyss rolls out of the ring.
Nigel: Martinez was perhaps looking for South Of Heaven, and Abyss saw it coming. Whats Martinez to do now?
Corey: I don't think a big man like Martinez can take to the skies.
Boy was Corey mistaken. Punishment Martinez ran full speed, and took out Abyss with a Tope Con Hilo!
Mauro: MAMMA MIA! You were saying, Corey?! My god, Martinez is more than capable of flying as he hits that Tope Con Hilo right on The Monster!
Nigel: Abyss is rocked, i think he's ready to be dropped on his back!
Martinez then rolls Abyss into the ring as the monster stands up. Martinez tires for a shoulder tackle, but Abyss uses his own momentum against him, got him for a Black Hole Slam, but again Martinez countered, and clocks him with a Spinning Wheel Kick!
Mauro: WOW! Three times in a row, Punishment Martinez revered Abyss's deadly Black Hole Slam!
Nigel: Either Martinez has done his homework, or Martinez is just lucky!
Corey: EIther way, Abyss is ready to be slammed down to hell! Here we go!
Punishment Martinez grabs Abyss by the neck, lifts him up, goes for South of Heaven, but Abyss stopped it, and manages to hit The Black Hole Slam!
Mauro: MAMMA MIA! BLACK HOLE SLAM! OUTTA NOWHERE!
Abyss goes for the cover.
1…
2…
3! *Bell rings*
Mauro: We have ourselves a Champion!
Greg Hamilton: Here is your winner, and the FIRST EVER LWE CHAMPION, THE MONSTER ABYSS!
Nigel: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble! LWF and LWE beware! For the Monster is now champion of LWE!
Corey: If Braun Strowman as Mr. Money in the Bank isn't good enoughh for ya, try this behemoth as champion!
Abyss holds the title up high, then the lights go out.
Mauro: What the?
Corey: The lights are out… do we have an electrical problem?
The lights come back on, an surrounding Abyss, was Frankie Thurteen and Morgan Vaughn!
Mauro: Oh my god! That's The Glitch and The Grunge Grappler!
Nigel: Are they here to congratulate Abyss, or are they going to beat him up?
The answer was given when Morgan grabbed a mic.
Morgan looked as if he was about to say something, but just clocked Abyss on the head with it, and Thurteen and Vaughn hammered away!
Mauro: There's your answer, Nigel! Frankie and Morgan hammering away on the inaugural champion!
Thurteen then hoists up Abyss, and Morgan Vaughn hits a Single Knee Facebreaker he calls the Ultima Coda!
Corey: Good god!
Morgan Vaughn then positions Abyss as Frankie Thurteen heads to the top rope.
Thurteen then goes for his Diving Double Foot Stomp finisher he calls the Angel Bullet, and connects!
Nigel: Ultima Coda, and Angel Bullet back to back! I think i know what these two are after, gentlemen!
Morgan Vaughn then holds the belt up high, and Thurteen holds his hand high.
(Brutal by Excision plays)
Corey: It is clear Nigel, and that is the champion and his title. But which one will challenge him?
Mauro: By the looks of it, it looks like The Glitch, has his eyes on the belt.
Nigel: Morgan Vaughn wants his shot at Abyss, but how will be the first challenger?
(BACKSTAGE)
The YOLO Twins and a bunch of others as they watched the beatown on Abyss.
Lola: Morgan Vaughn, The Glitch… please. If anyone deserves a shot at Abyss, it's either me or Marty.
Yohann: If anything, it should be NetNobody.
Logan: We're here for other gold.
Marty: Like what? Tag Titles? You don't deserve shots.
Yohann: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! WE'RE THE PREMIER TAG TEAM OF THE PHILIPPINES! HELL, IN THE WORLD!
Lola: If you wanna talk that way, how about this? If you can beat "Woken" Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt, the Deleters of Worlds, we'll see about letting you challenge the Young Bucks scot free.
Yohann: Really? Matt and Bray?
Lola: Yes, the RAW Tag Champs. Unless you're scared of going against their WOKEN Wisdom and Broken Brilliance. So… think you can take them? Or will you be… deleted? What do you say?
Yohann: Scared? Us? Hell nah!
Logan: You know what, next episode we're gonna challenge those two whacked out freaks, and when we embarrass them, we're gonna laugh at the look on your face!
Marty: We'll see. Good luck with the RAW Tag Team Champions, boys.
(MAIN EVENT: The Queens of Strong Style vs Bolt- 2 on 1 Handicap Match)
(I Want To Live by Skillet plays)
Mauro: It's main event time on LWE, and here comes Bolt, one of our newest and hottest stars in LWF, who is known as the Anime-Zing Fighter!
Bolt appears in the entrance way, and makes his way to the ring, high fiving fans.
*Bell rings*
Greg Hamilton: The Following contest is a handicap match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, From the Land of Fire, weighing in at 120 pounds! The Anime-Zing Fighter, BOLT!
Nigel: It was at LWF Live that this young man made his appearance, and absolutely laid out Lynn and Hanazuki! The Queens of Strong Style think he is nothing special, but they are utterly mistaken, if I have to say so.
Corey: I have to agree. I have underestimated my opponents, and boy did I make a big mistake doing so, The Queens will regret it I'm sure.
Mauro: The youngest competitor, in the PHX Tournament at 21 years of age, calls himself the Anime-Zing Fighter because all of his signature moves are based on his favorite shows. Hes what they call in japan, an Otaku.
Bolt hops into the ring, and takes off his toque and jacket.
(Whatever by Our Lady Peace starts to play)
To a rally of boos, out comes Lynn and Hanazuki.
Greg Hamilton: And his opponents, They are the RCCW Co-Op Champions, Lynn Loud and Hanazuki, THE QUEENS OF STRONG STYLE!
Corey: Well, there's obviously been a real change in the Queens demeanor. Like with the King. Lynn, Hanazuki and Shinsuke Nakamura have all gone bad, but the Queens are on a mission to expose Bolt for a fraud!
Mauro: There is no failure in the minds of the Queens. As they look to One Night Only where Hanazuki will face Bolt in an "I Quit!" match, but tonight they both take him on in our main event.
Nigel: Bolt has to understand the "I Quit!" match is to have those two words said out of the opponents, by any means necessary. If Bolt wants to win, he has to think like the Queens.
Just as The Queens enter the ring…
(Macmilitant by Jim Johnston starts playing)
Corey: Whats Teddy want?
Out comes Teddy Long, and it looks like he has something to say.
Teddy: Now before we ring that bell, Chard did say earlier tonight, we were gonna crown an Inaugural LWE Cruiserweight Champion. So I brought it to myself to make this match, a 3 WAY ELIMINATION MATCH, for the LWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Nigel: WHAT?!
Corey: Wow!
Mauro: What an announcement! Lynn has a chance to take the throne as Queen of the Cruiserweights, and Bolt can become the first ever if he beats The Queens!
Nigel: But also, Lynn and Hanazuki's friendship has got to be thrown out the window in order for either Lynn or Hanazuki to win!
The bell rings and the match begins. Lynn and Hanazuki double team Bolt immediately.
Mauro: The Queens rush Bolt at the bell, hoping to work together to take him out before deciding the inaugural champ with a brotherly… or rather SISTERLY battle!
Bolt was now in defense, and the beat down rained down harder and harder, then Hanazuki suddenly throws Lynn out of the ring, and knocks Bolt off his feet with a Shoot Kick to his chest!
Corey: Well that didn't take long!
Mauro: Every competitor for themselves in this match!
Bolt kneels down, and Hanazuki smirks as she goes to the corner, warming up for the Hemp-Shasa.
Nigel: Hemp-Shasa perhaps, but I think she's going for it too early!
Hanazuki charges as Bolt rolls out of the way. He starts picking up momentum, as Hanazuki leap frogs and tries to go for a right on the rebound, but Bolt catches her with the flying kick he calls the Dynamic Entry!
Mauro: Oooh, Dynamic Entry by Bolt! Shades of Bruce Lee!
Nigel: That was BEAUTIFUL!
Bolt goes for the cover.
1…
2…
Lynn breaks the count.
Corey: Lynn with the save, but it looks like she's not taking Hana's play very well!
Lynn then scolds Hanazuki, and questions her why she threw her out of the ring.
Nigel: I understand why she's doing this, but I think she picked the bad time to do it!
In the midst of their argument, they had failed to notice Bolt perched on the top turnbuckle!
Mauro: You're right Nigel, Bolt is on the top Turnbuckle!
Bolt leaps off the top turnbuckle and hits both Queens with a double clothesline!
Corey: Down go The Queens!
Lynn gets to her feet first slowly but surely, and shoulder tackles Bolt.
She goes for another shoulder tackle, but Bolt hits a Sling Blade to counter it!
Mauro: What a Sling Blade!
Lynn gets to one knee, and Bolt hits a Spinning Buzzsaw Kick, knocking Lynn's lights out!
Bolt then sealed the deal by going in front of her body and executing his Standing Moonsault, dubbed the Tsukuyomi!
Corey: Buzzsaw Kick, followed by the Tsukuyomi! That could be it for Lynn!
Bolt goes for the cover.
1…
2…
Hanazuki breaks the count.
Nigel: Hanazuki with the save!
Hanazuki then engages in a flurry with Bolt.
After a big right, Hanzuki goes for a head Kick, but Bolt beats her to the punch, and connects a head kick of his own!
Then he sets up for the Corkscrew Neckbreaker he calls the Otaku Driver, but out of nowhere, Lynn hits him with a flying bicycle kick she calls the Lynn-Zerschreck Kick!
Corey: LYNN-ZERSHRECK!
Lynn then hoists up Bolt as if going for a vertical suplex of some sort, then Hanazuki kicks Bolt's head, and Lynn drops him with a Brainbuster!
Nigel: That's it! Cover the man!
Lynn covers…
1…
2…
And Bolt Kicks out before 3!
Mauro: Bolt kicks out! Bolt Kicks out!
Lynn and Hanazuki go for the same move once more, but Bolt manages to use his legs to grab Hanazuki by the neck, and hit a Headscissors takedown, causing her to Spear Lynn!
Corey: Oh-hoho!
Nigel: Miscue!
Bolt throws both Queens to the corner as he backs up to the opposite side.
Then he charges full speed, and hits a strong forearm smash!
Both Lynn and Hanazuki stumble out of the corner, Hanazuki turns around, and Bolt hits a Flying Forearm he calls the Raikiri off the second turnbuckle!
Lynn goes for a Superkick, Bolt evades, and hits the Otaku Driver!
Mauro: OTAKU DRIVER! Bolt with the Otaku Driver on Lynn!
Bolt goes for the cover.
1…
2…
3! *bell rings*
Greg Hamilton: Lynn Loud has been eliminated!
Nigel: I don't believe it, Bolt eliminated Lynn with a series of moves, rounding off with the Otaku Driver!
Hanazuki was now having an epic shakedown with Bolt.
Corey: Oh, we've been waiting for this moment, Gentlemen!
Mauro: This is a sneak peek at One Night Only!
After another minute, Bolt and Hanazuki slug it out!
Corey: Here we go, back and forth fists!
The fists turned to kicks, the kicks then turned to arm drags, and then the two were trading a mix of all three in a matter of seconds.
Bolt caught a kick from Hanazuki, but she turned it into an Enzuigiri.
She then went to a corner.
Corey: Uh oh! I think Bolts about to get a lesson in what "Knee to Face" means!
Bolt had it well scouted, and rolls out of the ring.
That didn't stop Hanazuki though. She then hits a springboard shooting star plancha, taking down Bolt!
Nigel: OH MY WORD!
Mauro: This is what it's all about!
The crowd was on their feet.
"THIS IS AWESOME!" chanted the crowd.
Lynn then recovered and heard the crowd chanting "This is Awesome!". This jogged her memories of what it felt like when the crowd was on Hers and Hanazuki's side.
Hanazuki meanwhile rolled Bolt back into the ring and got in position. It was time for Hanazuki to try and hit the Hemp-Shasa!
She goes for it, but upon impact, Bolt caught it, and locked on a Calf Crusher!
Mauro: OH MY GOD! Bolt blocked the Hemp-Shasa, and turned it into AJ Styles' Calf Crusher!
Hanazuki scrambles to the bottom rope, but before she could touch it, Bolt turned the Calf Crusher into a Muta lock!
Nigel: What a transition into the Muta Lock!
Corey: Bolt is WRENCHING on that neck!
Hanazuki frantically tries to escape, but alas, she taps out screaming in pain.
*Bell rings rapidly*
The crowd gave a massive pop!
Mauro: BOLT HAS DONE IT! BOLT IS THE LWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
(I Want To Live by Skillet plays)
Greg Hamilton: Here is your Winner! And the FIRST EVER LWE Cruiserweight Champion…. The Anime-Zing Fighter, BOLT!
Nigel: What A Match! No wait that was not a match. That was a FIGHT!
Mauro: Bolt went up against both Queens and proved that he lives up to his reputation! He has proven to the LWF and LWE, that he is TRULY the Anime-Zing Fighter!
The referee hands the belt to Bolt, and Bolt holds it up high in victory as confetti rained down, and Lynn and Hanazuki angrily looked on outside.
Corey: If that doesn't set the bar for the LWE, I don't know what will!
Mauro: In LWF there were many epic matches. Lynn vs Panzer in Thrilla In Manila, Ralph Imabayashi vs Ronnie Anne, Team USA vs Team International in Wrestlepalooza. Now in LWE We have this match!
Nigel: And we are just getting started, boys! Next episode, it's Killian Dain vs Moose for a spot in the X-Case Ladder Match.
Corey: I just got word from Teddy Long, that Lynn will face Hanazuki for a spot in the X-Case match next episode too!
Mauro: And to prove that they can get another shot at the Young Bucks and the Tag Team Championships, The YOLO Twins have agreed to face their biggest test yet, "Woken" Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt!
Nigel: All that next episode. See you there!