Weird Tetris Pokemon Fic. Yeah…….
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING that pokemon owns. NOTHING at ALL!111111111 So yeah….
I like doing that a lot. Yeah………
(Pikachu and cydiquil are in a room)
Pikachu: I love computers! I have one in my own room.
Cyndiquil: Well, I never used one. Ash never let me use one.
Pikachu: well, check out this coolio Folio dudio Russian Game! (Phrase used from one of my classmates)
Cyndiquil: What is it?
Pikachu; This masterpiece.
(He opens up a game of tetris)
Cyndiquil: Uhhhhh, yeah….. What is it?
Pikachu: The most awesome game of TETRIS!
Cyndiquil: etris. I see, yeah……… WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
Pikachu: It's a game where you line up the bricks and make a row of them before they all reach the top. Uhh, hmmmmmm. Cool huh?
Cyndiquil: Give me an example.
(He plays and clears 7 lines at level 6 before losing.)
Pikachu: Drat! I want to go more!
Cyndiquil: Let me try!
(He steals the keyboard away from Pikachu.)
Cyndiquil: Start!
(He keeps playing at level 10 and clears 100 lines)
Cyndiquil: Well, its just a talent.
Pikachu: OMG! I wish I could do that.
(Ash and May come in.)
Cyndiquil: Oh crap! Sorry sir?
Pikachu; What do you have to be sorry for. We're just playing an innocent game of tetris!
Ash: Uhhhhh ,yeah…….
May: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I rock at tetris!
(She starts to play and clears 101 lines)
May: Boo yah! In your face!
Ash: Shut up! I'm even better then the rest of you!
(He clears 103 lines on level 10)
Ash: SUCKERS I
RULE!
Cyndiquil:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WANT MY TITLE BACK!
MAY: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I USED TO BE CHAMPION! Pikachu: These
are really times when I could reach the doorknob and get the hell out
of here…
(May pulls out a pistol and points it at ash)
May: Give me back my title!
Ash: No! My title!
(Bang Bang!)
(They miss)
Cyndiquil: My what a miserable shot you are!
May: You stupid little rodent!
Cyndiquil: Eeeeeeek! She's gone mad!
(Prof. Oak comes in.)
Prof Oak.: I need food!
(Ritchie comes in)
Ritche: I'm bald! Always bald!
Ash: Whoa man, you need a haircut.
(Brock and Misty comes in)
Brock: We're going to get married!
Misty: Horray!
Brock: Cheer for us man!
(Lucario comes in and starts to juggle)
Lucario: GIVE ME THE MONEY! I WANT THOSE GUNS!
Pikachu: All of this
over a little game of tetris. CRAZY ARE YOYU ALL!
Ash: Shut up you little idiot!
May:
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Melody starts to play the song of Lugia)
Melody: I rock!
Ash: No you don't you stupid idiot!
Melody: Yes I do!
Cyndiquil: I LVE
TETIS! I LIVE IT!
Lucario: WOOT!
Brock and Misty: Oh yeah! WE"RE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL CRAZY!
(Pikachu closes his ears)
Pikachu: Will you
all shut up! (Everyone turns quiet0
Pikachu: Thank you guys. I needed my beauty sleep.
(He goes to sleep)