Ichigo: I, Bleach and all the other charas are owned by Tite Kubo-sensei!
Rukia: And now we we show you ten different ways to come out of the closet
Ichigo: wahh... i'm being owned...
Rukia the Closet fangirl
"Rukia."
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No response.
"Rukia!"
...
...
Still no response.
"Rukiaaa!"
Annoyed that Rukia didn't reply him, Ichigo slammed open the closet to find that Rukia wasn't in there. "I wonder where she went so early in the morning." He pondered out loud to the empty room. Then something shiny caught his eye, he looked to see a black metallic box, on the box was a warning. 'Do not touch or be scarred for life' was engraved onto it, decorated with Rukia's usual bunny doodles. Should he heed the warning? Nahh! Curiosity got the better of him and he opened the box.
A high-pitched girly scream woke the whole of Karakura Town. Isshin Kurosaki woke up panicking, what bastard did indecent things to his dear Yuzu-chan?
Meanwhile up in the sky above Kurakura Town, on a pretty lil' cloud, Rukia was sitting/floating with all her other shinigami-girl-buddies.
"Ohh yeah…"
"What's wrong?" Nemu asked.
"I left my yaoi-stash back home."
"Isn't your 'home' right now, Ichigo's closet?" Masumoto piped up.
"…"
And the extremely important, life-threatening meeting *cough* YAOI*cough* was cut short.
When Rukia and all the other shinigami-girls reached Ichigo's window, they saw a twitching orange head man on the floor. And next to him was Rukia's black metallic box of Yaoi pictures.
Whoooooppss…
Bahahahah~ hope you liked it lahh!