A story? About Fruits Basket? HNASJKDKASDJKS!

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Tohru was walking. She walked really fast. Kyo suddenly flew in and started dancing. Yuki jumped on Kyo, and then started punching the door.

"You ruined my awesome dance moves!" Kyo retorted, then started painting the walls with butter.

"Stupid!" Yuki cried, then started sobbing and rolling on the floor.

Tohru was too busy poking the air when she saw Shigure come in.

"What the fuck?" Shigure shouted, "Chicken isn't a fruit! It's a vegetable!"

Then there was an awkward silence. DUN DUN DUUUUN! Akito came in out of nowhere, jamming a plastic spork in his head.

"Stupid McDonalds!" he sobbed, breaking the silence.

Kyo then started dancing on Akito's face. Butter came in holding Haru's face.

"Yo momma's face!" Butter shouted, then ate the table.

"You're…. you're…. you're…..BEAUTIFUL!" Yuki shouted, poking Haru.

Haru then blew up, but nobody really cared. Shigure then ran all the way to Akito, who was on the ceiling.

"BATMAN! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN! BATMAN!" Kyo shouted.

Akito ran all the way to a store and came back.

"Book for retards!" he shouted. "Red Sox!"

Then everyone blew up except for Tohru, who was sitting there eating a bagel.

"Mmmm…" she said, complementing the bagel. "Peanut Butta Jelly Time!"

Then, everyone came back to life.

"KSIJFIJOFJAOSFJFA!" A mysterious person shouted as the lights turned off.

DUN DUN DUUUNNN!

It was just Momiji, eating Cocoa Puffs.

"Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!" he shouted with that big retarded smile on his face. Everyone laughed. They laughed so hard that the stick people standing there exploded. So the Adams Family was left.

No, never mind, x that out.

Wait, what was the question?

"Polly Pocket!" Momiji shouted, then Akito came in wearing a black bikini.

"Yes the sky," he shouted, banging his head on the doorknob that was just sitting there.

"DING DONG DING BONG DING DING DONG DONG BONNNGG!" Kyo shouted, then the sky turned purple.

Akito started crying, yes he was still in his bikini. Yuki then came flying in. He crashed through the window and blood was everywhere.

"Nooo!" Tohru shouted.

Then Yuki punched Kyo in the face. They both started fighting.

Shigure then started a beat and Momiji was dressed up as a gangsta. "Big mac. Big mac. Big m-" Momiji was cut off because a giant mustard bottle thing fell on his head.

Shigure then started jumping around. Ayame came in, but then he blew up because no one cares about those other people right now.

"HNASJKARUFIASJSKAFJKSF GAY RETARD!" Akito shouted.

Then the sky turned seven again. (It was purple, remember? Geez.) Akito then started singing the song Girlfriend. Yeah. He ate it. Sorry. He ran up to Yuki and started singing it. Kyo and Yuki stopped fighting.

"T-that was beautiful!" Yuki sobbed, then ran up to his room to commit suicide.

To be continued….

(A sign that eats people? Ugh no way.)